Music Puns

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Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?