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Old December 31st 06, 10:30 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
BobR
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I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!


Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:
Anthony W wrote:
Roger wrote:

You are tuely getting old when it's your back that's stiff when you
get up in the morning.

Hey, I resemble that remark... For me one of the signs of being over
the hill was going to the motorcycle dealership and asking for a part
for my XS11 and the guy behind the counter asks "what's an XS11.)


Or when someone asks if Paul Mcartney was in a group back in the 1960s.


I once told this sweet young thing at a party that I felt like out of
place like the Steely Dan song Hey 19. She asked who's Steely Dan...
Needless to say it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Tony


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Old January 1st 07, 02:35 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
Roger[_4_]
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On 31 Dec 2006 14:30:11 -0800, "BobR"
wrote:

I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!


And what's wrong with that?



Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:
Anthony W wrote:
Roger wrote:

You are tuely getting old when it's your back that's stiff when you
get up in the morning.

Hey, I resemble that remark... For me one of the signs of being over
the hill was going to the motorcycle dealership and asking for a part
for my XS11 and the guy behind the counter asks "what's an XS11.)

Or when someone asks if Paul Mcartney was in a group back in the 1960s.


I once told this sweet young thing at a party that I felt like out of
place like the Steely Dan song Hey 19. She asked who's Steely Dan...
Needless to say it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Tony

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com
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Old January 1st 07, 03:25 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
BobR
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Roger wrote:
On 31 Dec 2006 14:30:11 -0800, "BobR"
wrote:

I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!


And what's wrong with that?


That was TWENTY Years ago that's what is wrong with it!




Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:
Anthony W wrote:
Roger wrote:

You are tuely getting old when it's your back that's stiff when you
get up in the morning.

Hey, I resemble that remark... For me one of the signs of being over
the hill was going to the motorcycle dealership and asking for a part
for my XS11 and the guy behind the counter asks "what's an XS11.)

Or when someone asks if Paul Mcartney was in a group back in the 1960s.

I once told this sweet young thing at a party that I felt like out of
place like the Steely Dan song Hey 19. She asked who's Steely Dan...
Needless to say it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Tony

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com


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Old January 1st 07, 05:46 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
Roger[_4_]
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On 31 Dec 2006 19:25:44 -0800, "BobR"
wrote:


Roger wrote:
On 31 Dec 2006 14:30:11 -0800, "BobR"
wrote:

I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!


And what's wrong with that?


That was TWENTY Years ago that's what is wrong with it!


Now that is a legitimate complaint! :-))

Of course you can look at is as she is no longer half your age?

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com
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Old January 1st 07, 03:13 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
Peter Dohm
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"BobR" wrote in message
oups.com...
I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!

That's the sort of think that could make a guy need Prozac to face thinking
about Viagra!

Peter g
(Sorry, there are just too damned many drug ads on the radio)


Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:
Anthony W wrote:
Roger wrote:

You are tuely getting old when it's your back that's stiff when you
get up in the morning.

Hey, I resemble that remark... For me one of the signs of being over
the hill was going to the motorcycle dealership and asking for a part
for my XS11 and the guy behind the counter asks "what's an XS11.)

Or when someone asks if Paul Mcartney was in a group back in the

1960s.

I once told this sweet young thing at a party that I felt like out of
place like the Steely Dan song Hey 19. She asked who's Steely Dan...
Needless to say it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Tony




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Old January 2nd 07, 03:41 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
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When all the State Cops look like teen-agers . . . . .

And they stop me in my regular ride and ask if I shouldn't think about
getting an "Antique License" ? . . . . . and then (dammit, I just
HAD to) ask them whether they meant for the car or for myself.
I got a sort of revenge, however. He nearly fell down laughing so hard
on the walk back to his cruiser !

Flash

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Old January 2nd 07, 03:42 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
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When all the State Cops look like teen-agers . . . . .

And they stop me in my regular ride and ask if I shouldn't think about
getting an "Antique License" ? . . . . . and then (dammit, I just
HAD to) ask them whether they meant for the car or for myself.
I got a sort of revenge, however. He nearly fell down laughing so hard
on the walk back to his cruiser !

Flash

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Old January 1st 07, 03:32 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
John Clear
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In article .com,
BobR wrote:
I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!


When I was in college, a friend remarked 'you know you are getting
old when the girls that pose in THOSE magazines are younger then
you'...

John
--
John Clear - http://www.clear-prop.org/

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Old January 1st 07, 03:30 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
Montblack
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("John Clear" wrote)
When I was in college, a friend remarked 'you know you are getting old
when the girls that pose in THOSE magazines are younger then you'...



I believe this one tops them all:

This year is bad enough, next January it gets worse - much, much worse.

Young ladies will qualify for Playboy magazine's Playmate status

.... (wait for it) ...

sigh ....who were BORN in the 1990's!


Montblack-in-time
"Libyans!" (1985) (1955) (1885) (2015) (...and beyond)
http://www.bttf.com/travel.htm
Good luck getting that hovering skateboard certified - in any category!

http://www.tvparty.com/tunnel.html
Best show on TV, to a 2nd grader - I had the lunch box!


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Old January 2nd 07, 12:29 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt
Roger[_4_]
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On Mon, 1 Jan 2007 09:30:11 -0600, "Montblack"
wrote:

("John Clear" wrote)
When I was in college, a friend remarked 'you know you are getting old
when the girls that pose in THOSE magazines are younger then you'...



I believe this one tops them all:

This year is bad enough, next January it gets worse - much, much worse.

Young ladies will qualify for Playboy magazine's Playmate status

... (wait for it) ...

sigh ....who were BORN in the 1990's!


Montblack-in-time
"Libyans!" (1985) (1955) (1885) (2015) (...and beyond)
http://www.bttf.com/travel.htm
Good luck getting that hovering skateboard certified - in any category!

http://www.tvparty.com/tunnel.html
Best show on TV, to a 2nd grader - I had the lunch box!


And then there was .... 2000 plus on the radio. Boy, did they ever
have it wrong!

Anyone here remember that one?



Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com
 




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