You Know You're Old Dept.

"BobR" wrote in message
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I first realized that I was getting old when I was flirting with one
attractive receptionist at a clients office and he ask how old I was.
Now she was in her early twenties and had just turned 40. I told her
my age and her eyes got real wide and she exclaimed: "Wow, you are the
same age as my daddy"!

That's the sort of think that could make a guy need Prozac to face thinking
about Viagra!

Peter g
(Sorry, there are just too damned many drug ads on the radio)


Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:
Anthony W wrote:
Roger wrote:

You are tuely getting old when it's your back that's stiff when you
get up in the morning.

Hey, I resemble that remark... For me one of the signs of being over
the hill was going to the motorcycle dealership and asking for a part
for my XS11 and the guy behind the counter asks "what's an XS11.)

Or when someone asks if Paul Mcartney was in a group back in the
1960s.

I once told this sweet young thing at a party that I felt like out of
place like the Steely Dan song Hey 19. She asked who's Steely Dan...
Needless to say it wasn't an enjoyable evening.

Tony

When all the State Cops look like teen-agers . . . . .

And they stop me in my regular ride and ask if I shouldn't think about
getting an "Antique License" ? . . . . . and then (dammit, I just
HAD to) ask them whether they meant for the car or for myself.
I got a sort of revenge, however. He nearly fell down laughing so hard
on the walk back to his cruiser !

Flash

When all the State Cops look like teen-agers . . . . .

And they stop me in my regular ride and ask if I shouldn't think about
getting an "Antique License" ? . . . . . and then (dammit, I just
HAD to) ask them whether they meant for the car or for myself.
I got a sort of revenge, however. He nearly fell down laughing so hard
on the walk back to his cruiser !

Flash