annual interruptus

1st- She was in her second year teaching. 1 year after my son was in her
class he got married and pregnant and stayed home with her new baby.
Hasn't returned to teaching.

If HE got married and pregnant, HE wouldn't have ever worked a day in HIS
life again. HE would be able to write a book on how HE got pregnant and
retired very wealthy.

Jim

("RST Engineering" wrote)
HE would be able to write a book on how HE got pregnant and retired very
wealthy.


[Book excerpts]

"When a man and a woman love each other very, very much..."

"Beer belly?"
"Nope, preggers."

"C-Section?"
"Nope. Natural birth."
"Um, ...WHY?"
"I heard it gets a little bigger afterwards."

"When the doctor offers to have you cut the cord, please cut ONLY the cord."

"That's your focal point???"
"Yeah. What's wrong with it?"
"It's a football game!"
"Better still, I've got my contractions timed to the commercials."

"Oh look, it's all purple, and shriveled, and gooey."
"What, the baby?"
"Yes, what did you think I meant?"


Montblack :-)

RST Engineering wrote:
1st- She was in her second year teaching. 1 year after my son was in
her class he got married and pregnant and stayed home with her new
baby. Hasn't returned to teaching.

If HE got married and pregnant, HE wouldn't have ever worked a day in
HIS life again. HE would be able to write a book on how HE got
pregnant and retired very wealthy.

Jim

That "S" key is so far over to the left of the keyboard I forget about it
some times.