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Old February 26th 07, 01:47 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned!
It has been three months since my last flight.


You are forgiven, my son -- but only if you perform the following
penance:

1. 3 "Hail Mary" simulated engine-out landings...
2. 2 "Our Father" cross-country flights...
3. 1 "Rosary" Young Eagle flight...

And, finally, don't forget the "Stations of the cross"-wind
landings...

;-)
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Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

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Old February 26th 07, 12:39 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
john smith
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In article om,
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

Forgive me Father for I have sinned!
It has been three months since my last flight.


You are forgiven, my son -- but only if you perform the following
penance:

1. 3 "Hail Mary" simulated engine-out landings...
2. 2 "Our Father" cross-country flights...
3. 1 "Rosary" Young Eagle flight...

And, finally, don't forget the "Stations of the cross"-wind
landings...


Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)
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Old February 26th 07, 04:44 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)


You clearly haven't flown with Mary!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Dang it, she wasn't supposed to *see* this!

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

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Old February 26th 07, 07:08 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim B
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ROFL! The wrath of God strikes through most men's wives!
Jim

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
ups.com...
Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)


You clearly haven't flown with Mary!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Dang it, she wasn't supposed to *see* this!

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"



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Old February 27th 07, 12:48 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bob Noel
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In article . com,
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)


You clearly haven't flown with Mary!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Dang it, she wasn't supposed to *see* this!

;-)


admit it, Mary doesn't read usenet. You get to say just about
anything about her flying and she'll never know by reading
it on usenet.

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Bob Noel
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lawyers will hate

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Old February 27th 07, 04:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jack Allison
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john smith wrote:

Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)

Jay's version of a Hail Mary: The fan in Atlas quits...silence for a
couple of seconds then Jay says to Mary "Your airplane".


--
Jack Allison
PP-ASEL-Instrument Airplane

"To become a Jedi knight, you must master a single force. To become
a private pilot you must strive to master four of them"
- Rod Machado

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Old February 27th 07, 01:31 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
john smith
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john smith wrote:
Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)


In article ,
Jack Allison wrote:

Jay's version of a Hail Mary: The fan in Atlas quits...silence for a
couple of seconds then Jay says to Mary "Your airplane".


Oooooh! That may lead to some interesting variations stories at this
year's RAP party... Something happens while Jay is flying, he then turns
to Mary and says ... Mary makes the save, thus the term "Hail Mary!"
 




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