Some Aviation News :)

" wrote in
ps.com:

If Airlines Were Run Like Computer Operating Systems...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together
piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are
supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push
again, jump on again, and so on...

Air Windows
Always late, always crashes, everybody says they hate it, but it's still the
most popular airline out there.

On 2007-03-11 09:59:36 -0700, Judah said:

" wrote in
ps.com:

If Airlines Were Run Like Computer Operating Systems...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together
piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are
supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push
again, jump on again, and so on...

Air Windows
Always late, always crashes, everybody says they hate it, but it's still the
most popular airline out there.

Air OS X

Beautiful airplanes, never crash, but none of the terminal gates fit
their doors.

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

In article 2007031121592250073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom,
C J Campbell wrote:

On 2007-03-11 09:59:36 -0700, Judah said:

" wrote in
ps.com:

If Airlines Were Run Like Computer Operating Systems...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together
piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are
supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push
again, jump on again, and so on...

Air Windows
Always late, always crashes, everybody says they hate it, but it's still the
most popular airline out there.

Air OS X

Beautiful airplanes, never crash, but none of the terminal gates fit
their doors.

Air OS X with Bootcamp.... will allow Air Windows to operate without the
negative side effects.

In article ,
john smith wrote:

Air OS X with Bootcamp.... will allow Air Windows to operate without the
negative side effects.

SOME of the negative side effects....

--
Bob Noel
(gave up lookingn for a particular sig the lawyer will)

"john smith" wrote in message
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In article 2007031121592250073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom,
C J Campbell wrote:

On 2007-03-11 09:59:36 -0700, Judah said:

" wrote in
ps.com:

If Airlines Were Run Like Computer Operating Systems...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together
piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are
supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push
again, jump on again, and so on...

Air Windows
Always late, always crashes, everybody says they hate it, but it's
still the
most popular airline out there.

Air OS X

Beautiful airplanes, never crash, but none of the terminal gates fit
their doors.

Air OS X with Bootcamp.... will allow Air Windows to operate without the
negative side effects.

Air OS/MVS ... is comprised of Ford Tri-Motors.