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Old April 3rd 07, 05:54 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dudley Henriques[_2_]
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
ups.com...

I have said it here many times -- we are all truly blessed to be able
to partake in this wondrous thing called flight. The joy and wonder
we feel each time we climb into the sky is unparalleled in any other
realm of human existence.



Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!
:-))
DH


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Old April 3rd 07, 02:50 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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I have said it here many times -- we are all truly blessed to be able
to partake in this wondrous thing called flight. The joy and wonder
we feel each time we climb into the sky is unparalleled in any other
realm of human existence.


Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!


Okay, maybe we should omit that "joy" part of my statement, now that
you mention it...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

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Old April 3rd 07, 04:24 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dudley Henriques[_2_]
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
ups.com...
I have said it here many times -- we are all truly blessed to be able
to partake in this wondrous thing called flight. The joy and wonder
we feel each time we climb into the sky is unparalleled in any other
realm of human existence.


Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!


Okay, maybe we should omit that "joy" part of my statement, now that
you mention it...

;-)


:-)))))))))))
D


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Old April 3rd 07, 03:47 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Montblack
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("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!



Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm
#1 hit in Google: "aviation videos"


Montblack


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Old April 3rd 07, 05:03 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dudley Henriques[_2_]
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"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!



Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.


I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques


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Old April 3rd 07, 04:52 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Beckman
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
...

"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!



Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.


I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques


With the difference between "Shout" and "Shot" being one letter, there's a
joke in here somewhere, I just know it!!

Paging Dr Montblack...

gg

Jay Beckman
PP-ASEL
Chandler, AZ


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Old April 3rd 07, 06:05 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dudley Henriques[_2_]
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"Jay Beckman" wrote in message
news
"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
...

"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!


Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.


I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques


With the difference between "Shout" and "Shot" being one letter, there's a
joke in here somewhere, I just know it!!


Jay, my wife just hollered down here and said to tell you the joke is the
thought of ME getting to have sex with Pamela Anderson!! :-))
Dudley


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Old April 3rd 07, 06:38 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Burns[_2_]
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If man had never looked to the heavens and dared to dream, we'd still be
earthbound.... dream on Dudley, dream on!!! We're all behind you...(in
line!)
Jim


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Old April 3rd 07, 08:09 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Montblack
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("Jim Burns" wrote)
If man had never looked to the heavens and dared to dream, we'd still be
earthbound.... dream on Dudley, dream on!!! We're all behind you...(in
line!)



Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.

Pamela: "Favorite plane?"
Montblack: "Cri-Cri"
Pamela: "NEXT!"

Montblack: "Can I change my answer, to a Quickie?"
Pamela: "NEXT! That quick enough for ya?

Montblack: I'm also partial to the Mini-IMP.
Pamela: "SECURITY!"

Montblack: "Oh boy, here come the handcuffs"

Dumb and Dumber (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending
up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.

Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you
can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.

Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.

[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.



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Old April 4th 07, 12:33 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dave[_1_]
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I might mention it occassionally, 'cept for my lack of desire to find
out what somewhat less than 1/2 of my net worth might be..

.....assuming I would get to see it divided...

Dave



On Tue, 3 Apr 2007 12:03:09 -0400, "Dudley Henriques"
wrote:


"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!



Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.


I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques


 




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