Aviation Beer

Mark T. Dame wrote:
Viperdoc wrote:
I agree that talking about beer is preferable to inane questions about
mythological autopilots, and much more fun.

If my mythological autopilot drinks an aviation themed beer in a county
that outlaws driving while smoking, how long do I have to wait before it
can fly a coordinated turn?

On the ground, engine off, your aircraft has to be able to

1) balance on its mains

2) follow the stripe down the center of the taxiway for at least
100 feet or 30 m

3) with the landing lights off, bend the left wingtip around to touch
the spinner, then the right wingtip

4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Matt Roberds

Ok, thanks... you owe me a keyboard, but it was worth the laugh!
Jim

On the ground, engine off, your aircraft has to be able to

1) balance on its mains

2) follow the stripe down the center of the taxiway for at least
100 feet or 30 m

3) with the landing lights off, bend the left wingtip around to touch
the spinner, then the right wingtip

4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Matt Roberds

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Mark T. Dame wrote:
Viperdoc wrote:
I agree that talking about beer is preferable to inane questions about
mythological autopilots, and much more fun.

If my mythological autopilot drinks an aviation themed beer in a county
that outlaws driving while smoking, how long do I have to wait before it
can fly a coordinated turn?

On the ground, engine off, your aircraft has to be able to

1) balance on its mains

2) follow the stripe down the center of the taxiway for at least
100 feet or 30 m

3) with the landing lights off, bend the left wingtip around to touch
the spinner, then the right wingtip

4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Matt Roberds

There goes another monitor and keyboard!! :~)))

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4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Do you mean
Zulu, Yankee, X-Ray, etc.

or

Ahpla, ovarB, eilrahC, cte.?

Judah wrote:
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4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Do you mean
Zulu, Yankee, X-Ray, etc.

or

Ahpla, ovarB, eilrahC, cte.?

Shouldn't that be:

?.cte ,eilrahC ,ovarB ,ahplA

Jim Logajan wrote:
Judah wrote:

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4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Do you mean
Zulu, Yankee, X-Ray, etc.

or

Ahpla, ovarB, eilrahC, cte.?


Shouldn't that be:

?.cte ,eilrahC ,ovarB ,ahplA


BUSTED!!

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:09:14 GMT, Judah wrote:


ovarB,

Is that a female body part?

B A R R Y wrote:
ovarB,

Is that a female body part?


nope...its like location.

As in, "I Bnot here. There I ovarB."

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