Houston, You Have a Problem

On Jul 20, 7:34 pm, Brian Thorn wrote:
First, due to "space" being the medium "Unidentified Flying Objects"
must transit from their home planet in order to attack (almost always
sleepy or tipsy) people and probe their rectums on lonely country
roads in the middle of the night,

Not true, eh? I say it is, and I've got the hemorrhoids to prove it.
Anyway, my microchip implant itches whenever I discuss the subject.

Having worked in the government myself for a little while, the thought
of govt people keeping a conspiracy secret for periods over, say, a
month, is entirely absurd. Civil service life is dominated by the kind
of lowbrow snottiness and vindictiveness that Danny documents so
thoroughly. Any tidbit that can be used in the internecine wars will
be used, no matter how important it might be to the nation as a
whole.

Dangerous Bill