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Old August 14th 07, 11:52 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Gattman[_2_]
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation


"george" wrote in message
ps.com...
On Aug 15, 8:03 am, Mxsmanic wrote:
Gattman writes:
I wonder how it is that presumes to tell pilots about what pilots are
paid
to handle when he's not a pilot himself.


Unfortunately, I've discovered that some pilots are clueless.


Irony isn't your strongest point is it


Well, it's good to know there are armchair experts like MX out here, who've
never actually flown or built a plane, to decide who's clueless and who
isn't. In spite of the fact that literally anybody who even bothers to
respond to him tells him he's totally clueless.

But what do we all know? We're just pilots.

-c


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Old August 15th 07, 12:34 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Doug Semler
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation

"Gattman" wrote in message
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"george" wrote in message
ps.com...
On Aug 15, 8:03 am, Mxsmanic wrote:
Gattman writes:
I wonder how it is that presumes to tell pilots about what pilots are
paid
to handle when he's not a pilot himself.

Unfortunately, I've discovered that some pilots are clueless.


Irony isn't your strongest point is it


Well, it's good to know there are armchair experts like MX out here,
who've never actually flown or built a plane, to decide who's clueless and
who isn't. In spite of the fact that literally anybody who even bothers
to respond to him tells him he's totally clueless.

But what do we all know? We're just pilots.



Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?

--
Doug Semler
a.a. #705, BAAWA. EAC Guardian of the Horn of the IPU (pbuhh).
The answer is 42; DNRC o-
Gur Hfrarg unf orpbzr fb shyy bs penc gurfr qnlf, abbar rira
erpbtavmrf fvzcyr guvatf yvxr ebg13 nalzber. Fnq, vfa'g vg?

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Old August 15th 07, 12:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
george
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation

On Aug 15, 11:34 am, "Doug Semler" wrote:
"Gattman" wrote in message

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"george" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Aug 15, 8:03 am, Mxsmanic wrote:
Gattman writes:
I wonder how it is that presumes to tell pilots about what pilots are
paid
to handle when he's not a pilot himself.


Unfortunately, I've discovered that some pilots are clueless.


Irony isn't your strongest point is it


Well, it's good to know there are armchair experts like MX out here,
who've never actually flown or built a plane, to decide who's clueless and
who isn't. In spite of the fact that literally anybody who even bothers
to respond to him tells him he's totally clueless.


But what do we all know? We're just pilots.


Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?


Mxsmanic has a Densa card.
He's densa than any other poster.
Or, as one person might have put it.
He hasn't an IQ more a viscosity rating

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Old August 15th 07, 01:29 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Gattman[_2_]
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation


But what do we all know? We're just pilots.


Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?



Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the pixelated skies on digitally-rendered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split digits and simulated a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - installed and booted and simmed
High in the bedroom silence, sitting there
I've chased the shouting frame-rates along, and flung
my eager floppy disks from my Frito-covered chair
download, download the long delirous hacks and mods
I've programmed Function Keys with easy grace
What no real pilots ever do
And, while with unsilent addled mind I've trod
the high untresspassed similuated sanctity of MSFSX
Released my joystick and touched the display on my monitor.





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Old August 15th 07, 02:58 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Doug Semler
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation

"Gattman" wrote in message
...

But what do we all know? We're just pilots.

Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?



Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the pixelated skies on digitally-rendered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split digits and simulated a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - installed and booted and simmed
High in the bedroom silence, sitting there
I've chased the shouting frame-rates along, and flung
my eager floppy disks from my Frito-covered chair
download, download the long delirous hacks and mods
I've programmed Function Keys with easy grace
What no real pilots ever do
And, while with unsilent addled mind I've trod
the high untresspassed similuated sanctity of MSFSX
Released my joystick and touched the display on my monitor.



sniff That was beautiful...in an really creepy way....

Ya know, there's this South Park episode that it reminds me of....the one
where they get all fat and disgusting because of a computer game......

--
Doug Semler
a.a. #705, BAAWA. EAC Guardian of the Horn of the IPU (pbuhh).
The answer is 42; DNRC o-
Gur Hfrarg unf orpbzr fb shyy bs penc gurfr qnlf, abbar rira
erpbtavmrf fvzcyr guvatf yvxr ebg13 nalzber. Fnq, vfa'g vg?

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Old August 16th 07, 06:43 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.europe
Runge3
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Default martin the cretin bis repetita

If it is, then it isn't from you.

"Martin" a écrit dans le message de
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On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:29:59 -0700, "Gattman"
wrote:


But what do we all know? We're just pilots.

Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?



Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the pixelated skies on digitally-rendered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split digits and simulated a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - installed and booted and simmed
High in the bedroom silence, sitting there
I've chased the shouting frame-rates along, and flung
my eager floppy disks from my Frito-covered chair
download, download the long delirous hacks and mods
I've programmed Function Keys with easy grace
What no real pilots ever do
And, while with unsilent addled mind I've trod
the high untresspassed similuated sanctity of MSFSX
Released my joystick and touched the display on my monitor.


Brilliant!
--

Martin


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Old August 15th 07, 05:20 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mxsmanic
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation

Doug Semler writes:

Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?


Given what many Mensa members are like, it is perhaps best not to show the
card. The organization is famous for attracting intelligent but socially
dysfunctional individuals. About 120 million people worldwide qualify for
Mensa, but only 70,000 have joined, and they are a self-selected group that is
not representative of intelligent people as a whole.
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Old August 15th 07, 05:55 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Default Piloting is the second most dangerous occupation

Mxsmanic wrote:
Doug Semler writes:


Well, I could pull out my Mensa card, but of course that doesn't show
anything, does it?


Given what many Mensa members are like, it is perhaps best not to show the
card. The organization is famous for attracting intelligent but socially
dysfunctional individuals. About 120 million people worldwide qualify for
Mensa, but only 70,000 have joined, and they are a self-selected group that is
not representative of intelligent people as a whole.


Do I detect the aroma of sour grapes?


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Jim Pennino

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