Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
Days......................: 31
Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
Total Volume..............: 21687
Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 217
Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
Original Content Rating...: 7.98%

Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
Share
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1. ah................................................ :
592
19.1
14.1%
2. Michael Baldwin...................................:
426
13.7
10.1%

Ding! Ding! Ding!

3. Peter Hucker......................................:
418
13.5
10.0%

You're still a luser, PHucker!

Where is the list of quality posts?

Why do you ask me?

You're right, you are the last person who would know.

Wood eye?

If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

Don't look at me like that!

I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

FILTH!

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses
will
be
accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death
in
the
immediate family (with
a note from that member).
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion,
sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the
teacher
responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
your
other hand."

One of your true stories, eh PHucker?

Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

Why?

Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
never
gives up.
Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
Because I respect him.

He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

Define "kook".

Don't mention it.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
you
or I.
He will still be here when you are gone.

Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.


Well Mr Hucker?
Your slap.

Slapstick?