Pilots are, indeed, rare...

Matt W. Barrow wrote:
"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:
Jim Logajan wrote:
Dudley Henriques wrote:
Jim Logajan wrote:
Here - pull my finger.

"Refined humor since 1956."
If you will eat a full can of baked beans and stand at the end of the
runway on roller skates, I will CONSIDER pulling your finger, but only
if I can stand well out of the way.
But to pull my finger you have to be within harm length. :-)
You might have a "point" here!! :-)
I have to admit I do see a certain similarity in our "condition". You
of course seem to favor the ever popular classic Samurai "down the
middle" approach to hair fashion, while I on the other hand seem to
favor the more simplistic "Sahara" approach :-))
You set a shining example that, with age, I may someday emulate.
I fear both of us will share the same pate. :-))
Groan. ;-)

Hair ends this strand?

I'm gonna pull the rug out from under this thread.


It's awful being a pun slave.

It starts for most of us in the damn flight office on a rainy day when
all the students come in and can't fly and everybody starts to chew the
fat and hit the coke machine. The first thing you know somebody lays a
pun on somebody else and you're standing there with a coke in your hand
when suddenly the perfect response just pops into your stupid CFI brain.
It's a moment of truth!! Do you lay it out there or do you just stand
there with that stupid smile on your puss swilling down your coke?

I tell you it's physical pain keeping a pun to yourself in the flight
office. Only the finest among us can resist the pun force.

ATP's can usually resist. When ATP's get their rating, they get a shot
of anti-pun elixir in the armpit that turns them into serious people.

For CFI's and the regular pilot community...forget it. WE are pun city!
First thing you know...out it comes....you're hooked...it's puns for
life....puns with the wife....puns with the kids....the grandkids....the
great grandkids.......the family cat runs into the kitchen when you look
at him. He thinks you're going to throw a pun at him. He's heard them
all. He hates puns!
PLEASE GOD!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


--
Dudley Henriques

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
...
Matt W. Barrow wrote:


Hair ends this strand?

I'm gonna pull the rug out from under this thread.
It's awful being a pun slave.

It starts for most of us in the damn flight office on a rainy day when all
the students come in and can't fly and everybody starts to chew the fat
and hit the coke machine.

Cans wouldn't drop, huh?

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
...
Matt W. Barrow wrote:
"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
.. .
Dudley Henriques wrote:
Jim Logajan wrote:
Dudley Henriques wrote:
Jim Logajan wrote:
Here - pull my finger.

"Refined humor since 1956."
If you will eat a full can of baked beans and stand at the end of the
runway on roller skates, I will CONSIDER pulling your finger, but
only
if I can stand well out of the way.
But to pull my finger you have to be within harm length. :-)
You might have a "point" here!! :-)
I have to admit I do see a certain similarity in our "condition". You
of course seem to favor the ever popular classic Samurai "down the
middle" approach to hair fashion, while I on the other hand seem to
favor the more simplistic "Sahara" approach :-))
You set a shining example that, with age, I may someday emulate.
I fear both of us will share the same pate. :-))
Groan. ;-)

Hair ends this strand?

I'm gonna pull the rug out from under this thread.
It's awful being a pun slave.

It starts for most of us in the damn flight office on a rainy day when all
the students come in and can't fly and everybody starts to chew the fat
and hit the coke machine. The first thing you know somebody lays a pun on
somebody else and you're standing there with a coke in your hand when
suddenly the perfect response just pops into your stupid CFI brain. It's a
moment of truth!! Do you lay it out there or do you just stand there with
that stupid smile on your puss swilling down your coke?

I tell you it's physical pain keeping a pun to yourself in the flight
office. Only the finest among us can resist the pun force.

ATP's can usually resist. When ATP's get their rating, they get a shot of
anti-pun elixir in the armpit that turns them into serious people.

For CFI's and the regular pilot community...forget it. WE are pun city!
First thing you know...out it comes....you're hooked...it's puns for
life....puns with the wife....puns with the kids....the grandkids....the
great grandkids.......the family cat runs into the kitchen when you look
at him. He thinks you're going to throw a pun at him. He's heard them all.
He hates puns!
PLEASE GOD!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

OH!!!! THE HUMANITY!!