Airbus 380 cockpit

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On Jan 30, 3:36*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe" The Sea Hawk At Wow Way D0t C0m wrote
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http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/cockpit1.htm

More cupholders than my minivan...

What are the handles outboard of the sticks?

They're the tillers ( if you mean the ones with the curve on top)
The ones on the windows unlatch the windows and then slide them back.
So you can lean out and shout at the ramp agent to hurry the hell up
you want

to go home.

Bertie

I thought it was so you could tip the guy with the dirty rag who runs
up and cleans the windows for you even if you don't want him to...
wait, that only happens in California.


It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.



Yipes!


Bertie

"Bob F." wrote in message
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.
I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

Al G

On Feb 4, 4:34*pm, "Al G" wrote:
"Bob F." wrote in message

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie

Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.

* * I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

Al *G- Hide quoted text -

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Did you tell him you don't pick up hitchhikers?

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"Bob F." wrote in message
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we
pulled onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log.
When I sat back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared
the crap oout of me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.
I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about
6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He
knocked, and I about croaked.


Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhhawhha!

Excellent!

They're bastads, arent they? Ever had the "jump with the keys" stunt pulled
on you?


Bertie

On Feb 4, 6:34*pm, "Al G" wrote:
"Bob F." wrote in message

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie

Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.

* * I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

Al *G- Hide quoted text -

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LOL, too bad you don't have a video of that.

Wil

Al G wrote:

I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

I just about spit my coffee while reading that.

"B A R R Y" wrote in message
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Al G wrote:

I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked,
and I about croaked.

I just about spit my coffee while reading that.

I have a "No keyboard liability disclaimer you should sign.

Al G

I remember at the start of the 777 class at Boeing, the instructor (me)
would say. "Our future retiring pilots will not be able to fly worth a damn
but they will be able to type at 90 wpm". New meaning for he term "type
rated". :-) Bob F.

"Al G" wrote in message
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"B A R R Y" wrote in message
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Al G wrote:

I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked,
and I about croaked.

I just about spit my coffee while reading that.

I have a "No keyboard liability disclaimer you should sign.

Al G