Rent vs. Own

Gig 601XL Builder wrote:
Marco Leon wrote:
"John Kunkel" wrote in message
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If it flies, floats, or ****s; it's always cheaper to rent than to buy

Actually, with a total of two partners in my Warrior flying at 50
hour/year each, it works out to be cheaper to own than to rent. And
not by a small amount either--about $30/hour cheaper.

Marco



The same would be true for boats and women as well.


Women cost the same no matter how many guys are involved. G

I usually do this for my math class but haven't taught math for a while so
lets see if I can do this from memory.

Women cost you time and money, or in mathematical form:

Woman = time * money

But we know that time is money, so time = money

Thus

Woman = money * money

Or

Woman = money ^ 2

But we know that money is the root of all evil, so

money = sqrt (evil)

So

Woman = sqrt (evil) ^2

Proving what we all know that

Woman = evil





Women cost the same no matter how many guys are involved. G

RST Engineering wrote:
I usually do this for my math class but haven't taught math for a while so
lets see if I can do this from memory.

Women cost you time and money, or in mathematical form:

Woman = time * money


Cute.

You should market a "woman" calculator, ala an electronic e6b.