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Old February 28th 08, 09:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also

have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


The old sailors in my workgroup here are roaring. What I'd really like to
hear is, what do the other countries joke about Americans.

Anybody know any "How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb"
jokes? Let 'em fly.

-c
(Oregon)


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Old February 28th 08, 10:01 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Kloudy via AviationKB.com
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gatt wrote:


Anybody know any "How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb"
jokes? Let 'em fly.

-c
(Oregon)


Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with
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Old February 29th 08, 03:37 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck[_2_]
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The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


The old sailors in my workgroup here are roaring.


Same here.

My son has decided that he probably shouldn't tell that joke when he visits
Spain next month...

;-)
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Old March 1st 08, 07:54 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:f6Lxj.54584$yE1.32939@attbi_s21:

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the
new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


The old sailors in my workgroup here are roaring.


Same here.

My son has decided that he probably shouldn't tell that joke when he
visits Spain next month...


I'll be sure to tell customs for him.


Bertie
 




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