Global Warming The debbil made me do it

Talk-n-Dog wrote in news:QLhBj.1879
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dan wrote in news:2ac83c1d-1830-4501-a1b3-
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On Mar 10, 3:46 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dan wrote in news:92155978-4f98-478a-95ea-
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On Mar 10, 3:32 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dan wrote in news:e1f9b3d6-a318-45e1-9085-
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On Mar 10, 10:39 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
You haven;'t flown enough antiques. I've hand lots and lots of
engine
failures.
Not yet -- you offering?
If I ever get the thing out in the shed done. It's potential for
deadsticking is relatively high. The rockers are dry, for one
thing
and
need frequent greasing. the valve pushrods are expsed as well and
lashed
to each other in pairs so when they come adrift you don't lose
them!
Goggle are mandatory just to keep the hot grease and oil out of
your
eyes( this has happened to me, it hurts like hell!)
But -- in spite of all this damage -- deer and owls and
coyotes
and
beaver and weasels and fishers and bluebirds and tens of
thousands
of
otehr creatures inhabit the woods that have slowly taken over
the
once
empty acres. I now hunt and fish places once used as train
rail
yards.
he said as he passed the fiftieth flooor.
Hunh?
The guy falling from the empire state building? "so far, so
good"
as
he
passed the fiftieth floor.
As I type I'm looking out at two grazing horses, a few trees
that
need
trimming, and the hill where I got a deer last season.
Now all you have to do is build an air conditioned bubble around
it
and
you're set.
Bertie
Hmm..not a bad idea...
Don;t forget to arm it heavily so the hordes of people trying to
get
in
can be eliminated. And you'll need power, of course....

Bertie
Point 1: Already done.

Point 2: bunny farts. plenty of rabbits and they procreate like mad.


Now all you have to do is invent the technology to power all of your
toys and your house on one.


You'll have to raise enough to give the poor power too.

Not a problem, he;s going to shoot them.


The wind is free so we should all get free power right?

Yep!

Bertie