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Mxsmanic wrote in
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gregvk writes:

That's the trouble with kids today -- they don't
have essential skills like tooling leather or baking cookies or
slopping the hogs. Then they get out into the Real World and they're
totally useless.

I agree that they need more practical skills, but I'm not sure that
baking cookies, feeding hogs, or tooling leather are in that category.


If you and any essential skills, you wouldn't be holed up in some flop in
Paris playing MSFS all day. You might actually be able to earn enough so
you wouldn't need to depend on handouts. But, you're too ****ing stupid.
You don't know **** from shinola.

On 05 May 2008 17:07:44 GMT, gregvk wrote:

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote in
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On 05 May 2008 15:51:36 GMT, gregvk wrote:

Mxsmanic wrote in
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gregvk writes:

That's the trouble with kids today -- they don't
have essential skills like tooling leather or baking cookies or
slopping the hogs. Then they get out into the Real World and
they're totally useless.

I agree that they need more practical skills, but I'm not sure that
baking cookies, feeding hogs, or tooling leather are in that
category.

Many of those skills are transferable. For instance, a teenage girl
who learns how to castrate a goat will necessarily develop the mindset
necessary to become a successful businesswoman in a field dominated by
men. If you're comfortable ripping a billygoat's balls off at 18yo,
then you'll have no qualms about ruining people's lives at 30yo.
(Especially men's lives.)

Who was it that castrated me, Greggie?

You're a pCOCK SLAP

My, my, somebody sure is butthurtz over his castration.

Hey Pampers...my last client had six Emmy awards under their
belt...how many did your last client have? Oh, that's right, you
don't actually work, you live at home with mommy and daddy where
you're Pampered (literarily) and they use the Internet as your
babysitter. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
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"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
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"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
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"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

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"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
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gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On 05 May 2008 18:59:29 GMT, gregvk wrote:

SpaCOCK SLAP

And that's the THIRD time you've sucked my cock today. My, my, you
REALLY just can't get enough, can you?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

In article b4b092d3-a7f1-4785-a373-
, Bertie the Bunyip says...

On May 5, 1:16*am, gregvk wrote:
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:fvl4vu$rk0$3
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:





Chairman Cow wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:VllTj.695$hJ1.668
@newsfe17.lga:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

You've just gaurunteed yourself a slot in my cabinet when I rule
the
world.

Bertie

Yeah air head, that's on topic.

Of course it is. First usenet, then the world.

Heute die Welt, morgens das Sonnensystem!!!1!

Exactly, theyn I'm going to take over the four H club.

Bertie

Good idea. *Teach those brats the value of properly raising a prize pig or
an award winning goat. *That's the trouble with kids today -- they don't
have essential skills like tooling leather or baking cookies or slopping
the hogs. *Then they get out into the Real World and they're totally
useless.- Hide quoted text -

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Good point, though i was thinking I could make an internet fortune on
getting pics of okies cornholing cows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IJBbtkBMMs

Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!

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"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

On May 4, 12:49 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Denny wrote in news:603842d4-ba57-4921-8d53-
:

Well, I have been busy and in my absence the usual thread drift has
happened on schedule as expected...

Anyway, I was not thinking of the moderator doing anything special but
blocking the spammers - the porn ads, the fake rolex's, etc...
As far as the 3 year olds on here throwing spit balls at each other, I
ignore that...

Just as well. You're very wise. I have little time for that nonsense.

Bertie

You don't like spitballs throwing 3-year olds at each other?

What's next, banning dwarf tossing?

Benjamin Dover writes:

Where did you get that from, Microsoft Law Simulator?

From law studies.

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Benjamin Dover writes:

Where did you get that from, Microsoft Law Simulator?

From law studies.


Sticking your head up your ass isn't studying, you ****ing nitwit.

Mxsmanic wrote:
Benjamin Dover writes:

Where did you get that from, Microsoft Law Simulator?

From law studies.

Watching The Peoples Court isn't law studies.

On Tue, 06 May 2008 17:03:33 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder
wrote:

Mxsmanic wrote:
Benjamin Dover writes:

Where did you get that from, Microsoft Law Simulator?

From law studies.

Watching The Peoples Court isn't law studies.

Peoples Court is Plato compared to what he likely usually watches.
Judge Judy is about his level.

wrote in news:758ac005-73e1-4d83-9d89-
:

On May 4, 12:49 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Denny wrote in news:603842d4-ba57-4921-8d53-
:

Well, I have been busy and in my absence the usual thread drift has
happened on schedule as expected...

Anyway, I was not thinking of the moderator doing anything special
but
blocking the spammers - the porn ads, the fake rolex's, etc...
As far as the 3 year olds on here throwing spit balls at each
other, I
ignore that...

Just as well. You're very wise. I have little time for that nonsense.

Bertie

You don't like spitballs throwing 3-year olds at each other?

What's next, banning dwarf tossing?


Well, until it;s organised into a proper sport with Bud sponsership,
yes, i think it should be.



Bertie