Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!

Lou wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
:


Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.

hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.

Bertie

I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all the
problems
in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
bedroom for a night.


Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?


Bertie

On May 11, 1:04 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Lou wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
:



Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.

hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.

Bertie

I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all the
problems
in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
bedroom for a night.

Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?

Bertie

As old as he is that won't be necessary. He has
a hip that is scheduled to break soon.
Lou

Lou wrote in news:d3ae7b3d-b697-46c9-98be-
:

On May 11, 1:04 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Lou wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
:



Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.

hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.

Bertie

I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all
the
problems
in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
bedroom for a night.

Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?

Bertie

As old as he is that won't be necessary. He has
a hip that is scheduled to break soon.
Lou


A little shooting wouldn't go astray. You might have Pat Robertson
beaten up while you're at it.

Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.


Bertie

Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.

Bertie

I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
I'm
not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
Lou

Lou wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
:



Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.

Bertie

I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
I'm
not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
Lou



Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in an
election.


Bertie

On May 11, 2:34 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Lou wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
:



Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.

Bertie

I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
I'm
not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
Lou

Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in an
election.

Bertie

I used to use a picture of Nixon's face, but the kids stole it for
Halloween.
Lou

Lou wrote in news:8851cf3f-3258-48f3-a318-
:

On May 11, 2:34 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Lou wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
:



Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.

Bertie

I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my
face.
I'm
not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
Lou

Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in
an
election.

Bertie

I used to use a picture of Nixon's face, but the kids stole it for
Halloween.
Lou


Remember all those masks? Heh he. There was an entire industry built
around his face, his voice. Was there anyone alive at the time who
didn't do a lame impersonation of him? Even my uncle, who was a huge
fan, called him tricky dicky and did a fair to middlin one of him.


Bertie

gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g07cff$m54$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Lou wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
:


Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.

hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.

Bertie

I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all
the problems
in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
bedroom for a night.


Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?


Bertie

What is he, 90? Plus he weighs a ton, so you know he's got a weak
ticker. Just sneak up behind him and yell "BOO!!" and that will
probably do him in.


hm, he might not suffer that way, though.

BVertie