Drunk pilot found naked, lost in woods

Ohhhh!!! Only in America unless he was fondling himself in a sexual way, I
believe he will beat the charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, and
disorderly conduct. Just the lawyers (Organized Crime) will want their cut
or he will do some time!

Remember in this Country you are now Guilty Unless you Have Enough Money $$
To Prove Yourself Innocent & Defend Yourself !! Attorneys know this and
Exploit It in Their Fee's and attitude. They have placed their tentacles in
to every aspect of our society. If the Attorney don't get their cut you
cannot drill for oil, build a house, produce your own food, etc.