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Old June 12th 08, 05:44 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks
Onideus Mad Hatter
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On 12 Jun 2008 03:12:16 GMT, gregvk wrote:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

Seems the ass rubbing I have been giving Bertie the past couple of
months has served it purpose, in not only magnifying the symptoms of
his social illness, but his desperate need to moderate the group, and
how low he is willing to stoop succeed.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Over the period, he has answered as many a 100 posts in one evening,
when as little as a single and unrelated character was posted in
reply, and as many as 40, with not text at all. Simply because of his
childish need to always have the last word.


Simply because of his need to show everyone what a ****in freak you are.

And gawd bless him for it.

Through his tireless cross posting, he has attracted as least a half
dozen other "wanna be" trolls from some of the shallowest groups on
the net. Bringing what seems to me to be an unprecedented level of
filth and confusion with them.

If he didn't introduce forgery to RAP, certainly raised it to a new
level, by not only talking to himself to further his point of view,
but attempting to alienate long time posters from each other as well.
Then repeatedly lying about it.


You are one of the stupidest ****s on Usenet right now, you know that?
Not only has he *never* forged anyone, he's never replied to any of his
own posts. You just think he has because you're about as smart as a
rock.


I find it quite amusing that you idiots think it's so odd that someone
would accuse you of all being the same person socking it up. I mean
it's not as if any one of you has much of a personality to begin with,
coupled with the fact that your banal retardation of a typing style is
so generically derivative...it's really hard NOT to imagine all
you...lessers, as being the same person...or at the very least of the
same sheeple group think mentality. It's liak, Bertie, give Greg his
half of the brain back so he can make a reply. You might be different
people, but every one of you drooling tards shares the same poverty of
intellect as well as the same personality deficiency.

In any event, you REALLY shouldn't be cheering and rubbing yer crotch
space on the fact that random people can't differentiate you ****
wipes from one another, as it really just proves how pathetically
simple you all are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
  #2  
Old June 12th 08, 04:49 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Maxwell[_2_]
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
...

I find it quite amusing that you idiots think it's so odd that someone
would accuse you of all being the same person socking it up. I mean
it's not as if any one of you has much of a personality to begin with,
coupled with the fact that your banal retardation of a typing style is
so generically derivative...it's really hard NOT to imagine all
you...lessers, as being the same person...or at the very least of the
same sheeple group think mentality. It's liak, Bertie, give Greg his
half of the brain back so he can make a reply. You might be different
people, but every one of you drooling tards shares the same poverty of
intellect as well as the same personality deficiency.

In any event, you REALLY shouldn't be cheering and rubbing yer crotch
space on the fact that random people can't differentiate you ****
wipes from one another, as it really just proves how pathetically
simple you all are.


Very well stated, thanks.


  #3  
Old June 12th 08, 09:05 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
More_Flaps
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On Jun 13, 3:49*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:


Very well stated, thanks.- Hide quoted text -


I am rarely astonished by stupidity but this has me falling off my
chair

Cheers ?
  #4  
Old June 12th 08, 09:18 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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More_Flaps wrote in news:739ca137-5744-4a24-a04b-
:

On Jun 13, 3:49*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:


Very well stated, thanks.- Hide quoted text -


I am rarely astonished by stupidity but this has me falling off my
chair

Cheers ?


I know. It's great.

Bertie
  #5  
Old June 12th 08, 10:02 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks
FrozenNorth
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gregvk wrote:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2s0ad$h96$4
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

More_Flaps wrote in news:739ca137-5744-4a24-a04b-
:

On Jun 13, 3:49*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:


Very well stated, thanks.- Hide quoted text -


I am rarely astonished by stupidity but this has me falling off my
chair

Cheers ?


I know. It's great.

Bertie


Maxwell isn't stupid, he's a goddamn genius. So's the diaperboi.
Together, they could solve all the world's most challenging problems and
still have enough brainpower left over to light up a small city.


Like Walla Walla?

--
Froz...
  #6  
Old June 12th 08, 10:25 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks
FrozenNorth
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gregvk wrote:

FrozenNorth wrote in
:

gregvk wrote:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2s0ad$h96$4
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

More_Flaps wrote in news:739ca137-5744-4a24-a04b-
:

On Jun 13, 3:49*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:


Very well stated, thanks.- Hide quoted text -


I am rarely astonished by stupidity but this has me falling off my
chair

Cheers ?

I know. It's great.

Bertie

Maxwell isn't stupid, he's a goddamn genius. So's the diaperboi.
Together, they could solve all the world's most challenging problems and
still have enough brainpower left over to light up a small city.


Like Walla Walla?


They could be a pair of IRL superheroes: The Walla Walla Wonder Twins.

With Maxwell transforming into various forms of a clueless whiner and
Matty transforming into different kinds of soiled diapers, they'd go
around town
helping people in distress by yelling "COCK SLAP" at them. Then they'd
spend a quiet evening at home in the Cloo Cave, holding hands and
obsessing over Bertie's Usenet posts.


Don't forget running around naked, with damp towels, THWAP, SNAP, FWAP, just
like the old Batman TV show.

/me goes for a brain flush.
;-)
--
Froz...
  #7  
Old June 12th 08, 10:04 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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gregvk wrote in news:Xns9ABB97C6294D6A01773E1E7C2A948@
127.0.0.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2s0ad$h96$4
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

More_Flaps wrote in news:739ca137-5744-4a24-a04b-
:

On Jun 13, 3:49*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:


Very well stated, thanks.- Hide quoted text -


I am rarely astonished by stupidity but this has me falling off my
chair

Cheers ?


I know. It's great.

Bertie


Maxwell isn't stupid, he's a goddamn genius.


Absolutely. I've Never seen such a successful lits as his. With success
like that he should open a nightclub.





Bertie
  #8  
Old June 12th 08, 09:17 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:IJb4k.252$3q7.234
@newsfe15.lga:


"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
...

I find it quite amusing that you idiots think it's so odd that someone
would accuse you of all being the same person socking it up. I mean
it's not as if any one of you has much of a personality to begin with,
coupled with the fact that your banal retardation of a typing style is
so generically derivative...it's really hard NOT to imagine all
you...lessers, as being the same person...or at the very least of the
same sheeple group think mentality. It's liak, Bertie, give Greg his
half of the brain back so he can make a reply. You might be different
people, but every one of you drooling tards shares the same poverty of
intellect as well as the same personality deficiency.

In any event, you REALLY shouldn't be cheering and rubbing yer crotch
space on the fact that random people can't differentiate you ****
wipes from one another, as it really just proves how pathetically
simple you all are.


Very well stated, thanks.




Snort!

God I luv usenet


Bertie
  #9  
Old June 12th 08, 08:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks
Onideus Mad Hatter
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On 12 Jun 2008 17:16:29 GMT, gregvk wrote:

I find it quite amusing that


I **** Lego women to make up for my inability to **** a real one.


Is that why you can't post a picture of your IRL girlfriend, Greggie?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 




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