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What did I miss?
On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:07:55 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message .. . He has no brain.. Or dick Bertie Nonsense, we all have a dick. His name is Burtie Buttlipp. I think it was Jay Honeck, digging around in an old hanger in Iowa (as the story goes). He came across a very old hand made brass lamp. After rubbing it to clean it a bit, out popped a magic Genie. The Genie offered him one wish. Jay admitted his deepest desire was to have a 12" dick. At first his was puzzled when nothing happened right away, but beginning the very next day, you began posting on RAP. Does any one else realize you are just 12" tall. ......so that's why you look up to him. Stealth (always wondered) Pilot |
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What did I miss?
"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message ... I think it was Jay Honeck, digging around in an old hanger in Iowa (as the story goes). He came across a very old hand made brass lamp. After rubbing it to clean it a bit, out popped a magic Genie. The Genie offered him one wish. Jay admitted his deepest desire was to have a 12" dick. At first his was puzzled when nothing happened right away, but beginning the very next day, you began posting on RAP. Does any one else realize you are just 12" tall. .....so that's why you look up to him. Stealth (always wondered) Pilot If Burtie is a 12" dick, and all you do is ride around in his shirt pocket, how tall does that make you? |
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roach motels.
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : Actually it's pretty nice for the price. I'm sure you thought so. Based on your statement, I guess you have never been there, and are just talking out of your Buttlipps as usual. I don;'t stay in roach motels. Ah, you're just ****ed because he is a real person that enjoys life, and you are an anonymous no one that can't. |
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What did I miss?
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
: "Stealth Pilot" wrote in message ... I think it was Jay Honeck, digging around in an old hanger in Iowa (as the story goes). He came across a very old hand made brass lamp. After rubbing it to clean it a bit, out popped a magic Genie. The Genie offered him one wish. Jay admitted his deepest desire was to have a 12" dick. At first his was puzzled when nothing happened right away, but beginning the very next day, you began posting on RAP. Does any one else realize you are just 12" tall. .....so that's why you look up to him. Stealth (always wondered) Pilot If Burtie is a 12" dick, and all you do is ride around in his shirt pocket, how tall does that make you? Whoosh,. If I were a 12 inch dick and I **** you around 24/7, what does that make you? Bertie |
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roach motels.
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : Actually it's pretty nice for the price. I'm sure you thought so. Based on your statement, I guess you have never been there, and are just talking out of your Buttlipps as usual. I don;'t stay in roach motels. Ah, you're just ****ed because he is a real person that enjoys life, and you are an anonymous no one that can't. Nope. Bertie |
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roach motels.
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... I don;'t stay in roach motels. Bertie Why won't you stay at roach motels Burtie? Professional courtesy? |
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What did I miss?
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in : "Stealth Pilot" wrote in message ... I think it was Jay Honeck, digging around in an old hanger in Iowa (as the story goes). He came across a very old hand made brass lamp. After rubbing it to clean it a bit, out popped a magic Genie. The Genie offered him one wish. Jay admitted his deepest desire was to have a 12" dick. At first his was puzzled when nothing happened right away, but beginning the very next day, you began posting on RAP. Does any one else realize you are just 12" tall. .....so that's why you look up to him. Stealth (always wondered) Pilot If Burtie is a 12" dick, and all you do is ride around in his shirt pocket, how tall does that make you? Whoosh,. If I were a 12 inch dick and I **** you around 24/7, what does that make you? Bertie |
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What did I miss?
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... If I were a 12 inch dick and I **** you around 24/7, what does that make you? Bertie Well you are a 12" dick, an seem incapable of screwing anyone around. So that make all this just a figment of your retarded imagination. Ask one of the flight attendants in the white uniforms to increase your meds. |
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What did I miss?
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in message Then why not post something today? Look, I'm not telling you what to do here… I'm just giving ya a giving a reality check for free. I'm sure you see yourself as titanic gladiator engaged in an epic battle to the death in front of thousands of partisan cheering spectators. Here's the reality check - the act was moderately funny for a minute or two, but eventually nobody liked the shtick and the audience walked out. So now you're pretty much the place your yourself… So Enjoy! |
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What did I miss?
On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:23:11 -0500, Dallas wrote:
So now you're pretty much the place your yourself… (Geez.. I can't blame that on spell check... must have been a computer keyboard virus or something.) Correction: So now you've pretty much got the place to yourself. -- Dallas |
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