RAP is NOT Dead

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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the
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Chairman Cow wrote in
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Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
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Bertie
the
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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All anyone has to do, is search Google groups with my
real
email
address, and see hundreds of your ignorant forgings in
groups
I
never visit, and saying things I obviously wouldn't say.


I see, and you can prove this is me, how, fjukkktard?


I don't have to prove anything to you dumb ass, it obvious
to
everyone
else.


Hmm, quick poll then....



A.Who thnks that I forged Maxie?

Me, me, me!

You bad.

Do you think he has a mother, or did he just roll out from under
a
cabbage leaf?


B.Who gives a ****?

Him, him, him!


Troo.

As much as he likes to hear himself talk, he could make a heck
of a
troll if he ever expanded his horizons.

Hey, Maxine! Come on over to teh Dark Side!


I don;t think it gets any darker than where he is already. He
would
be a valuable contributor to any invasion, though.
Hey, he's not a meower already, is he?

While he's passable at performance art, he lacks the requisite
sense
of humor.

Unless he's drier than anyone ever imagined..

Not even the Sahara's that dry


True. I realise it was an extremely unlikely scenario, but I thought I#d
float it anyway.


Bertie

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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In article , Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Chairman Cow wrote in
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In article , Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
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In article ,
Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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All anyone has to do, is search Google groups with my
real
email
address, and see hundreds of your ignorant forgings in
groups
I
never visit, and saying things I obviously wouldn't say.


I see, and you can prove this is me, how, fjukkktard?


I don't have to prove anything to you dumb ass, it obvious
to
everyone
else.


Hmm, quick poll then....



A.Who thnks that I forged Maxie?

Me, me, me!

You bad.

Do you think he has a mother, or did he just roll out from under
a
cabbage leaf?


B.Who gives a ****?

Him, him, him!


Troo.

As much as he likes to hear himself talk, he could make a heck
of a
troll if he ever expanded his horizons.

Hey, Maxine! Come on over to teh Dark Side!


I don;t think it gets any darker than where he is already. He
would
be a valuable contributor to any invasion, though.
Hey, he's not a meower already, is he?

While he's passable at performance art, he lacks the requisite
sense
of humor.

Unless he's drier than anyone ever imagined..

Not even the Sahara's that dry


True. I realise it was an extremely unlikely scenario, but I thought I#d
float it anyway.

Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?

I never could tell if it was screams of pain or ecstasy in the
background.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

Juan Tootreego wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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In article , Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Chairman Cow wrote in
:

In article ,
Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article ,
Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:



All anyone has to do, is search Google groups with my
real
email
address, and see hundreds of your ignorant forgings
in groups
I
never visit, and saying things I obviously wouldn't
say.


I see, and you can prove this is me, how, fjukkktard?


I don't have to prove anything to you dumb ass, it
obvious
to
everyone
else.


Hmm, quick poll then....



A.Who thnks that I forged Maxie?

Me, me, me!

You bad.

Do you think he has a mother, or did he just roll out from
under
a
cabbage leaf?


B.Who gives a ****?

Him, him, him!


Troo.

As much as he likes to hear himself talk, he could make a
heck
of a
troll if he ever expanded his horizons.

Hey, Maxine! Come on over to teh Dark Side!


I don;t think it gets any darker than where he is already. He
would
be a valuable contributor to any invasion, though.
Hey, he's not a meower already, is he?

While he's passable at performance art, he lacks the requisite
sense
of humor.

Unless he's drier than anyone ever imagined..

Not even the Sahara's that dry


True. I realise it was an extremely unlikely scenario, but I thought
I#d float it anyway.

Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?


No, actually. Haven;'t heard much of his stuff since Apostrophe, I have
to shamefully confess.

I never could tell if it was screams of pain or ecstasy in the
background.


I'm betting Maxie can't tell either since he obviously thinks they're
the same thing.


Bertie

on 8/23/2008 5:07 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Juan Tootreego wrote in
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Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?


No, actually. Haven;'t heard much of his stuff since Apostrophe, I have
to shamefully confess.

Lovely tune. You should check it out.

Slime 'n rot, rats 'n snot 'n vomit on the floor
Fifty ugly soldiers, man, holdin' spears by the iron door
Knives 'n spikes 'n guns 'n the likes of every tool of pain
An' a sinister midget with a bucket an' a mop where the blood goes down
the drain;

Rich Ahrens wrote in news:48b0edb3$0$90337
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on 8/23/2008 5:07 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Juan Tootreego wrote in
:
Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?


No, actually. Haven;'t heard much of his stuff since Apostrophe, I have
to shamefully confess.

Lovely tune. You should check it out.

Slime 'n rot, rats 'n snot 'n vomit on the floor
Fifty ugly soldiers, man, holdin' spears by the iron door
Knives 'n spikes 'n guns 'n the likes of every tool of pain
An' a sinister midget with a bucket an' a mop where the blood goes down
the drain;

I got a couple of his later efforts and they just didn't do it for me.

Hard to beat the live at the fillmore thing and the grand wazooo

Bertie

on 8/24/2008 12:41 AM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Rich Ahrens wrote in news:48b0edb3$0$90337
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on 8/23/2008 5:07 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Juan Tootreego wrote in
:
Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?

No, actually. Haven;'t heard much of his stuff since Apostrophe, I have
to shamefully confess.
Lovely tune. You should check it out.

Slime 'n rot, rats 'n snot 'n vomit on the floor
Fifty ugly soldiers, man, holdin' spears by the iron door
Knives 'n spikes 'n guns 'n the likes of every tool of pain
An' a sinister midget with a bucket an' a mop where the blood goes down
the drain;

I got a couple of his later efforts and they just didn't do it for me.

Hard to beat the live at the fillmore thing and the grand wazooo

The Roxy & Elsewhere album is an even better live one. There's a live
version of Torture somewhere, but I can't remember which album. He did
release way too much junk, making it hard to find the diamonds.

Dweezil was touring with a bunch of Frank's old sidemen last year (maybe
still) and they put on a great show.

Rich Ahrens wrote in
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on 8/24/2008 12:41 AM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Rich Ahrens wrote in news:48b0edb3$0$90337
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on 8/23/2008 5:07 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
Juan Tootreego wrote in
:
Ever hear the Zappa song 'The Torture Never Stops'?

No, actually. Haven;'t heard much of his stuff since Apostrophe, I
have to shamefully confess.
Lovely tune. You should check it out.

Slime 'n rot, rats 'n snot 'n vomit on the floor
Fifty ugly soldiers, man, holdin' spears by the iron door
Knives 'n spikes 'n guns 'n the likes of every tool of pain
An' a sinister midget with a bucket an' a mop where the blood goes
down the drain;

I got a couple of his later efforts and they just didn't do it for
me.

Hard to beat the live at the fillmore thing and the grand wazooo

The Roxy & Elsewhere album is an even better live one. There's a live
version of Torture somewhere, but I can't remember which album. He did
release way too much junk, making it hard to find the diamonds.

Dweezil was touring with a bunch of Frank's old sidemen last year
(maybe still) and they put on a great show.


Never saw him live, not even once. In fact, 'i can't recall him ever
being in my area at any given time. I'm the poorer for it...

Bertie