Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
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On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.


Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.


Bertie

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when
he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?

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The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!

the oversized check is in the mail.

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George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
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Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
news
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is
he?


Bit wishy washy, really.


I think he needs more fiber in his diet.



Bertie

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

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tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
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"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
sta.org wrote in
newsan.2008.09.01.05.31.29.505433
@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post:

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out
lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to
be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is
he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!


Bertie

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out
lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to
be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is
he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!

He still can! He can be a renowned usenet.kook.

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that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
n wrote in
newsan.2008.09.01.07.06.16.795041
@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.
616:

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did the cha-cha,
and screamed:
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out
lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself
to
be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself,
is
he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!

He still can! He can be a renowned usenet.kook.


True, though he'll never truly appreciate his achievement, I'm afraid.

Bertie

on 8/31/2008 9:57 PM Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion said
the following:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.
Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.
Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.
I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when
he says he is.
He never says he is, he just waffles.
Liar.
Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?
I believe I do.
Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?

Not since he couldn't get concrete vendors to deliver to him. They must
have heard what a **** he is.

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:24:23 -0700, Rich Ahrens wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
on 8/31/2008 9:57 PM Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion said
the following:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.
Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.
Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.
I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.
He never says he is, he just waffles.
Liar.
Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?
I believe I do.
Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?

Not since he couldn't get concrete vendors to deliver to him. They must
have heard what a **** he is.

I doubt he's a good ****, either.

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"You cognatatively challenged fool!" -- According to Agamemnon, Stephen
Wilson is, apparently, highly ignorant about cognates, and so is anyone
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Walking", Torchwood (20/207)

"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
ouse.com...

Not since he couldn't get concrete vendors to deliver to him. They must
have heard what a **** he is.


Good sock! Keep digging wanna be, maybe Uncle Gertie will promote you to
super suck.