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Old September 9th 08, 02:25 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
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on 9/8/2008 2:50 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in :

"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
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That sounds like the start of a "Live forever" joke -- it's not
forever, it just seems that way in OK. But an OK friend had a nice
comeback. "Why do all the trees in OK lean toward Texas?"


"Texas sucks".

I admit it. I laughed. Now I'm ashamed!



If it wasn't for Oklahoma truckers and Mexican whores, there would never
have been a Texas.




Yeh, Maxine, We're thirlled you'r proud of your roots.


I think you meant his parents.


Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


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Old September 9th 08, 03:34 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in message
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"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
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on 9/8/2008 2:50 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in :

"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
. ..

That sounds like the start of a "Live forever" joke -- it's not
forever, it just seems that way in OK. But an OK friend had a nice
comeback. "Why do all the trees in OK lean toward Texas?"


"Texas sucks".

I admit it. I laughed. Now I'm ashamed!



If it wasn't for Oklahoma truckers and Mexican whores, there would
never have been a Texas.



Yeh, Maxine, We're thirlled you'r proud of your roots.


I think you meant his parents.


Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy enough to
identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the dumpster and they
were still there picking out soda cans.

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Old September 9th 08, 03:57 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy enough
to identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the dumpster and
they were still there picking out soda cans.


Your childish rants really serve not purpose other than to illustrate your
obvious mental illness. Do you really think other people think about things
like that? You know, normal people.


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Old September 9th 08, 05:12 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy enough
to identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the dumpster and
they were still there picking out soda cans.


Your childish rants really serve not purpose other than to illustrate your
obvious mental illness. Do you really think other people think about
things like that? You know, normal people.


Let's see here, Okie. You're the one with multiple personality delusions
and you dare accuse someone else of mental illness? Didn't your mom/aunt
ever tell you the story about the pot and the kettle? Perhaps you think
it's OK to cast childish disparities on others' heritage (kinda pegs the
irony meter coming from an Okie to begin with), but then when someone turns
the tables in a much more entertaining and thoughtful manner, you're going
to squeal like a little schoolgirl? I know you promised to stop responding
to me, Maxie, but I'm really starting to appreciate you for the great
punching bag you are. Keep up the good work.

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Old September 9th 08, 11:11 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in news

"Mike" wrote in message
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Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy
enough to identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the
dumpster and they were still there picking out soda cans.


Your childish rants really serve not purpose other than to illustrate
your obvious mental illness. Do you really think other people think
about things like that? You know, normal people.



If by "normal" you mean "uneducated Okies", yes.



Bertie
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Old September 9th 08, 01:44 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mike[_22_]
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in news

"Mike" wrote in message
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Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.

Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy
enough to identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the
dumpster and they were still there picking out soda cans.


Your childish rants really serve not purpose other than to illustrate
your obvious mental illness. Do you really think other people think
about things like that? You know, normal people.



If by "normal" you mean "uneducated Okies", yes.


I don't think it's entirely accurate to say he's "uneducated". Oklahoma
does have plenty of schools for functional anencephalics as you would expect
in an area with a high degree of consanguinity. However, such education
mainly consists of teaching them basic social and coping skills like how to
put on your own depends, why it's wrong to jack off on the bus, and how to
gather carts in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

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Old September 9th 08, 05:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
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"Mike" wrote in news:Hcuxk.879$1a2.225@trnddc04:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in
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"Mike" wrote in message
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Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.

Only because massive inbreeding made your dad/uncle, mom/aunt easy
enough to identify once the anencephalic infant was found in the
dumpster and they were still there picking out soda cans.

Your childish rants really serve not purpose other than to
illustrate your obvious mental illness. Do you really think other
people think about things like that? You know, normal people.



If by "normal" you mean "uneducated Okies", yes.


I don't think it's entirely accurate to say he's "uneducated".
Oklahoma does have plenty of schools for functional anencephalics as
you would expect in an area with a high degree of consanguinity.
However, such education mainly consists of teaching them basic social
and coping skills like how to put on your own depends, why it's wrong
to jack off on the bus, and how to gather carts in the Wal-Mart
parking lot.



Well, it's obviously failed in this case.



Bertie
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Old September 9th 08, 04:02 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Rich Ahrens[_2_]
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on 9/8/2008 8:25 PM Lonnie said the following:
"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
ouse.com...
on 9/8/2008 2:50 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in :

"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
. ..

That sounds like the start of a "Live forever" joke -- it's not
forever, it just seems that way in OK. But an OK friend had a nice
comeback. "Why do all the trees in OK lean toward Texas?"


"Texas sucks".

I admit it. I laughed. Now I'm ashamed!



If it wasn't for Oklahoma truckers and Mexican whores, there would never
have been a Texas.


Yeh, Maxine, We're thirlled you'r proud of your roots.

I think you meant his parents.


Least I know who mine are, shame you and Gertie don't.


I have no desire to know who your parents are, Maxie. They've
undoubtedly killed themselves out of shame long ago.

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Old September 9th 08, 11:08 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in :


"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
ouse.com...
on 9/8/2008 2:50 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in
:

"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
. ..

That sounds like the start of a "Live forever" joke -- it's not
forever, it just seems that way in OK. But an OK friend had a nice
comeback. "Why do all the trees in OK lean toward Texas?"


"Texas sucks".

I admit it. I laughed. Now I'm ashamed!



If it wasn't for Oklahoma truckers and Mexican whores, there would
never have been a Texas.



Yeh, Maxine, We're thirlled you'r proud of your roots.


I think you meant his parents.


Least I know who mine are,


Yes, you said.

shame you and Gertie don't.


We do now, you just told us, fjukktard!

Keep up maxie..



Bertie
 




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