Sad day for Mxsmanic

Time to reveal an amazing secret! You have been the unwitting first subject
of the all-new MX-SIM 1.0! That's right - It's easy to be MX! You too can be
MX!

Here's a hint for starters : Discard all thread orientation - this is direct
action! Favor form over content. Respond word-to-word, without respect to
context. Throw in a few three-dollar words to remain aloof. Insinuate
generously and insult directly where needed ("unsafe pilot" remarks serve as
slaps in the face - use them generously). Use PC to feign contact with the
real world (male, testosterone, emotions over intellect ) Use copy and paste
functions to invoke these facile expressions repeatedly - (Function keys in
MX-SIM 1.0 invoke these stock phrases automatically). Above all, remain aloof
- the real subject of the discussion is secondary, even inconsequential.
Deriding and insulting other contributors is the only objective.

International Secret technique revealed!!
This intellectually advanced tactic is derived from the French "Orpheus"
theater piece by Jean Anouillh : "It's easy to appear sophisticated. You just
have to think of nothing. This is within the grasp of every woman . . ."

"Every woman", that was in 1945 - today it can be YOU! The tactic is
precisely to think of nothing! Insulting the adversary, on the basis of the
syntax of the preceding post, is the only objective. This is certain to drive
any well-meaning contributor up the wall, because they would like to advance
toward an understanding, a conclusion or a dialog, but with the patented MXS
technique all of these are non-starters. Use their natural good intentions
against them! Take advantage of their desire to offer helpful dialog and
information to insult and deride them. Frustrate their attempts to foster
dialog by responding only to specific syntactic phrases. These are only a few
of the techniques you will learn in the all-new MX-SIM 1.0 package!

This simple "Amway" technique has proven so successful that usenet
contributors the world over believe that its users have intellectual
resources far above their actual capacity! That's right! You don't need any
brain at all to be MX! You too can say anything you want, directly contradict
what you said the very same day making it look as though it was someone else
who was inconsistent. Imagine the satisfaction of insulting world renowned
experts in any field - things you know nothing about - and leaving them
stupefied, dumbfounded by your gratuitous insults! This result can be yours
with the new MX-SIM 1.0 package!!

I'm so convinced of the effectiveness of this new package that I'm going to
offer you another free tip! Avoid any sense of compassion or empathy! These
defects will weaken your argument. The original MXS was an extreme Asperger's
Syndrome sufferer - a mental disease in which empathy becomes completely
impossible and which, as a result, drastically alters human interactions.
Well guess what - that total lack of emotional empathy is often misconstrued
by well-meaning victims as intellectual superiority! You can actually make
people think you are hundreds of times smarter than you really are, simply by
making it clear that you don't give a s*** about them or anyone else, and
simply focusing on words!!

But I've given enough away - Now it's up to you. To benefit form a COMPLETELY
FREE SPECIAL FIRST EDITION OFFER of MXS-SIM 1.0, send $100 to :

THE MENTAL HEALTH FOUNDATION
P.O. BOX 322
ALBANY, N.Y. 12201


Proceeds will go toward therapy for MXSMANIC, and it's going to take a lot!!






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"-b-" wrote in message

What "simmers" do or don't know is highly variable, and finally of little
consequence compared to pilots, whose testosterone-driven judgement has
been
implicated in a large number of accidents, which could have been avoided.

MX, put your sock back on....

sheesh....plonk


--
Jim in NC