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Old February 22nd 11, 10:09 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
toad
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Feb 22, 4:23*pm, "kirk.stant" wrote:
On Feb 22, 12:28*pm, hretting wrote:

The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times #
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power of
what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll.
It's not an exact science, but it goes far in keeping the masses
confuse.
R


Is square rooting the same as square dancing, only nekkid?

66


Do they wear clothes while square dancing where you are ?
  #2  
Old February 23rd 11, 12:11 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Craig[_2_]
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Feb 22, 2:09*pm, toad wrote:
On Feb 22, 4:23*pm, "kirk.stant" wrote:



On Feb 22, 12:28*pm, hretting wrote:


The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times #
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power of
what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll.
It's not an exact science, but it goes far in keeping the masses
confuse.
R


Is square rooting the same as square dancing, only nekkid?


66


Do they wear clothes while square dancing where you are ?


I suspect our Aussie friends could fill us in on the square rooting
thing.

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Old February 23rd 11, 12:28 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Martin Gregorie[_5_]
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:11:40 -0800, Craig wrote:

On Feb 22, 2:09Â*pm, toad wrote:
On Feb 22, 4:23Â*pm, "kirk.stant" wrote:



On Feb 22, 12:28Â*pm, hretting wrote:


The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times #
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power
of what ever number is hit on the dart board that day. Give or take
a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll. It's not an exact
science, but it goes far in keeping the masses confuse.
R


Is square rooting the same as square dancing, only nekkid?


66


Do they wear clothes while square dancing where you are ?


I suspect our Aussie friends could fill us in on the square rooting
thing.

How common are Texas virgins anyway?


--
martin@ | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. | Essex, UK
org |
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Old February 23rd 11, 01:16 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
mike
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Feb 22, 5:28*pm, Martin Gregorie
wrote:
On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:11:40 -0800, Craig wrote:
On Feb 22, 2:09*pm, toad wrote:
On Feb 22, 4:23*pm, "kirk.stant" wrote:


On Feb 22, 12:28*pm, hretting wrote:


The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times #
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the power
of what ever number is hit on the dart board that day. Give or take
a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider that
automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with the
formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll. It's not an exact
science, but it goes far in keeping the masses confuse.
R


Is square rooting the same as square dancing, only nekkid?


66


Do they wear clothes while square dancing where you are ?


I suspect our Aussie friends could fill us in on the square rooting
thing.


How common are Texas virgins anyway?

--
martin@ * | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. | Essex, UK
org * * * |


Probably Texas is similar to Essex in this regard, it depends to whom
you speak, boyfriends or fathers.
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Old February 23rd 11, 01:27 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Martin Gregorie[_5_]
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:16:19 -0800, mike wrote:

On Feb 22, 5:28Â*pm, Martin Gregorie
wrote:
On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:11:40 -0800, Craig wrote:
On Feb 22, 2:09Â*pm, toad wrote:
On Feb 22, 4:23Â*pm, "kirk.stant" wrote:


On Feb 22, 12:28Â*pm, hretting wrote:


The formula is as followed:


Kentucky crap shoot divided by Northern Alabama pig poop times #
Tennessee virgins square rooting that number carried to the
power of what ever number is hit on the dart board that day.
Give or take a .010.
Unless of course you added winglets and now you have a glider
that automatically gets a number in the .80 range adjusted with
the formulae above.
A 1-26 with winglets is equal to a Nimbus lll. It's not an exact
science, but it goes far in keeping the masses confuse. R


Is square rooting the same as square dancing, only nekkid?


66


Do they wear clothes while square dancing where you are ?


I suspect our Aussie friends could fill us in on the square rooting
thing.


How common are Texas virgins anyway?

--
martin@ Â* | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. | Essex, UK
org Â* Â* Â* |


Probably Texas is similar to Essex in this regard, it depends to whom
you speak, boyfriends or fathers.

Good answer!

Actually, I'm originally from NZ, where we used to have a saying that J
Christ could never have been born there because nobody could find three
wise men or a virgin.


--
martin@ | Martin Gregorie
gregorie. | Essex, UK
org |
  #6  
Old February 23rd 11, 03:00 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
hretting
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Default handicaps for one-offs?

Great! I start being serious instead of my usual inflammatory self and
y'all make fun. The hell with my medication, besides it make my crotch
itch.
R

Sorry Wally, I was only trying to help.
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Old February 23rd 11, 05:16 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Berry[_2_]
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Posts: 107
Default handicaps for one-offs?

In article
,
hretting wrote:

Great! I start being serious instead of my usual inflammatory self and
y'all make fun. The hell with my medication, besides it make my crotch
itch.
R

Sorry Wally, I was only trying to help.


Nothin to 'pologize for. Always a pleasure to hear from you, Henry.
  #8  
Old February 23rd 11, 05:21 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Berry[_2_]
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Posts: 107
Default handicaps for one-offs?

In article
,
hretting wrote:

Great! I start being serious instead of my usual inflammatory self and
y'all make fun. The hell with my medication, besides it make my crotch
itch.
R

Sorry Wally, I was only trying to help.


Nothin to 'pologize for. Always a pleasure to hear from you, Henry.
  #9  
Old February 23rd 11, 05:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Berry[_2_]
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Default handicaps for one-offs?


I suspect our Aussie friends could fill us in on the square rooting
thing.

How common are Texas virgins anyway?


Har, this thread has gone all pear-shaped (but fun).


I have found that virgins are plentiful at gliderports everywhere!
Problem is, they aren't female.
 




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