Weather humour

On 5/18/2011 8:51 PM, Fred wrote:
Speaking of weather humor, one of the participants at the Hilton Cup 2
years ago shared the following expression, said to be current in
Germany: "you don't _have_ to be a weatherman to lie."


That is a bit unfair to weather forecasters -- they may be wrong much of
the time, but they aren't telling intentional untruths.

I recall enjoying watching a rather buxom young blond WEATHER READER on a small market TV station years ago. She said, "the winds tomorrow will be CALM at about 20 to 25 mph. Nice to know that the 20 mph winds will be calm. She didn't have a clue most of the time but she was nice to look at. Yes, I am a male, chauvinist pig.

Walt

Here in Oregon, if you can see Mt. Hood, it's gunna rain. If you
can't see Mt. Hood, it's already raining...

Boggs

here in SW NY State summer is typically 2 weeks of bad skiing.....

or as we prefer to call it..... Winter and the 4th of July

BTW: do you know the difference between Partly Sunny and Partly Cloudy ?

answer below (right fro the weatherman's handbook
















it can always be partly cloudy.......but it can only be partly sunny during
daylight hours
tim
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On 5/18/2011 8:51 PM, Fred wrote:
Speaking of weather humor, one of the participants at the Hilton Cup 2
years ago shared the following expression, said to be current in
Germany: "you don't _have_ to be a weatherman to lie."


That is a bit unfair to weather forecasters -- they may be wrong much of
the time, but they aren't telling intentional untruths.


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On May 19, 10:21Â*am, "Tim Mara" wrote:
here in SW NY State summer is typically 2 weeks of bad skiing.....

or as we prefer to call it..... Winter and the 4th of July

BTW: do you know the difference between Partly Sunny and Partly Cloudy ?

answer below (right fro the weatherman's handbook

it can always be partly cloudy.......but it can only be partly sunny during
daylight hours
tim
Please visit the Wings & Wheels website atwww.wingsandwheels.com

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On 5/18/2011 8:51 PM, Fred wrote:
Speaking of weather humor, one of the participants at the Hilton Cup 2
years ago shared the following expression, said to be current in
Germany: Â*"you don't _have_ to be a weatherman to lie."

That is a bit unfair to weather forecasters -- they may be wrong much of
the time, but they aren't telling intentional untruths.

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