Weather humour

On 5/18/2011 2:14 PM, jsbrake wrote:
So, my local radio station told two weather-person jokes yesterday
that I thought I'd pass on to give you all a groan...

1)
Q: Where do the weather forecasters go for a drink after work?
A: The iso-bar

2)
Two meterologists crashed in an airplane and each broke an arm and a
leg... their friend called the hospital to find out if they can do
four casts.

Don't blame me... I'm just passing them on!

Yeah, but you didn't have to. :-)

I recall reading a somewhat humorous story some years back about a US
military meteorologist on temporary duty to Saudi Arabian Air Force. He
was amazed that every Saudi forecast included a thunderstorm warning and
he asked why. The answer was amazingly simple - If no T-storms were
forecast and one arrived, the met guys were disciplined. If T-storms
were forecast but non were to be seen, that was OK.

Tony

Q: What do you call the day after two days of rain?

A: Monday