Mammoths?

"QDurham" wrote in message
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Evolution set in, & the gene for Pachyderm Pattern Baldness
became prominent.

Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

"Felger Carbon" wrote in message
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"QDurham" wrote in message
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Evolution set in, & the gene for Pachyderm Pattern Baldness
became prominent.

Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.




The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial
period.

Keith

Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial
period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus Woolinsky,
smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger. Sad. Sniff.

Quent

"QDurham" wrote in message
...
Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial
period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus Woolinsky,
smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger. Sad. Sniff.

They are only a small contribution to the large number of extinct species.
After each Global cataclysmic event, somehow a bunch of new species apear in
the geological record. Darwin's little fairy tale was never true, but today
there is hard physical evidence unavailable 150 years ago.

On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 09:50:32 -0800, Tarver Engineering wrote:


"QDurham" wrote in message
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Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus
Woolinsky, smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger.
Sad. Sniff.

They are only a small contribution to the large number of extinct species.
After each Global cataclysmic event, somehow a bunch of new species apear
in the geological record. Darwin's little fairy tale was never true, but
today there is hard physical evidence unavailable 150 years ago.

You do realize that biologists have not believed in classic "evolution"
for decades, correct? That has been replaced with "adaptive radiation".
You are a biologist, right?

"Dan Shackelford" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 09:50:32 -0800, Tarver Engineering wrote:


"QDurham" wrote in message
...
Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus
Woolinsky, smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger.
Sad. Sniff.

They are only a small contribution to the large number of extinct
species.
After each Global cataclysmic event, somehow a bunch of new species
apear
in the geological record. Darwin's little fairy tale was never true,
but
today there is hard physical evidence unavailable 150 years ago.

You do realize that biologists have not believed in classic "evolution"
for decades, correct? That has been replaced with "adaptive radiation".
You are a biologist, right?

I am an electrical engineer. I am aware that some biologists have modified
their understanding of species, but biology as taught in US public schools
may as well be based on Scopes' monkey ignorance.

In article ,
(QDurham) writes:
Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial
period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus Woolinsky,
smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger. Sad. Sniff.

Don't forget the Cave Bears (Hey, they figured thay had it knocked -
who's going to dispute the supremecat of a 1-ton bear with swordlike
slaws the size of, well, swords.) Imagine their surprise when they
found that the Hairless Feeble Tasty Apes went in for all that High
Tech Rock & Pointed Stick stuff. And the Giant Beaver, as well. They
seem to have had a bad day.

--
Pete Stickney
Beware the Riant Anthropoid

On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:21:38 -0500, (Peter Stickney) wrote:

In article ,
(QDurham) writes:
Ah! Thank you. Delighted to learn that mammowhopperus Woolinsky
didn't pass
on for the same reasons as the épeé-toothed tiger.

The last ice age began with skinny monkeys, mammoths, mastodons,
smilodons (aka sabretooth), dire wolves, and the giant cave bear.

The last ice age ended with obese humans.

The last ice age hasnt ended yet, this is just an interglacial
period.

It has ended (if indeed it ever started) for the mammowhopperus Woolinsky,
smilodons (aka sabretooth) and the épeé-toothed tiger. Sad. Sniff.

Don't forget the Cave Bears (Hey, they figured thay had it knocked -
who's going to dispute the supremecat of a 1-ton bear with swordlike
slaws the size of, well, swords.) Imagine their surprise when they
found that the Hairless Feeble Tasty Apes went in for all that High
Tech Rock & Pointed Stick stuff. And the Giant Beaver, as well. They
seem to have had a bad day.

Hmmm, is being attacked by a Giant Beaver a good thing or a bad
thing??

Al Minyard

Hmmm, is being attacked by a Giant Beaver a good thing or a bad thing?

Define your terms.

Quent

"QDurham" wrote in message
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Hmmm, is being attacked by a Giant Beaver a good thing or a bad thing?

Define your terms.

Fat chick?