Help needed re Mifflin wind turbines

Hey, goto-Guy! I was shocked to find myself somewhat agreeing with you but,
then it occurred to me: I, too, would rather look at a girlie calendar than
a picture of Whoopie Goldberg.


"gotovkotzepkoi" wrote in
message ...

Ban all glass windows! They are a liberal plot to rob you of your
freedom to to be cold and windblown whenever you feel like it.

See, the other day I was sitting in a service station minding my own
business while my oil was being changed. It was a nice day and sun was
streaming into the large floor to ceiling windows of this arch
conservative establishment. As a liberal I was trying to keep a low
profile and get back to friendly territory (a used bookstore or
something) unharmed. I think I was covertly admiring the girly calender
on the wall when I was distracted by a very loud thud coming from behind
me. I turned around and noticed a large black bird, crumpled on the the
sidewalk, feathers in disarray, slightly twitching. At a height of about
1 meter above the sidewalk, roughly behind where my head had been, there
was a faint, bloody smudge on the glass. Funny thing is that there was
one of those bird silhouette stickers stuck to the glass window about 2
meters away. I guess the bird missed the pre flight briefing on what
these stickers mean.

I can only guess that this bird was on a suicide, kamikaze mission to
take out the liberal zealot who had been recently out'ed as someone in
favor of wind turbines. In his zeal to reach the target the bird failed
to notice the thick plate glass blocking his trajectory. May he RIP.




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gotovkotzepkoi