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Old September 18th 08, 04:34 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mxsmanic
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Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of volatile,
foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.
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Old September 18th 08, 04:39 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
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Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.



You're an idiot.


Bertie
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Old September 18th 08, 05:05 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On Sep 18, 3:39 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote :

Kingfish writes:


I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.

You're an idiot.


He's just explaining as to why (and how) he stinks the group up

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Old September 18th 08, 05:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.


You're an idiot.

Bertie



Now, now, I think there is a very good possibility that mx is a subject
matter expert in fart odors.


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Old September 18th 08, 05:42 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
...
Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of volatile,
foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible for much of
the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such as
human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.


Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?


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Old September 18th 08, 06:16 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
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"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
...
Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.


Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are
responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such
as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.


Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?


Going to get into a ****ing contest with him over it, wannabe boi?

God knows you don't know anything about anything else.


Bertie

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Old September 18th 08, 12:30 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
...
Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are
responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such
as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.


Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?


Going to get into a ****ing contest with him over it, wannabe boi?

God knows you don't know anything about anything else.


Bertie


More like a little humor, but you're to stupid (or twisted) to get it.

Besides, you know nothing about me, you're too stupid.


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Old September 18th 08, 03:03 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On 2008-09-16 19:17:07 -0700, "Viperdoc" said:


So, at high altitude, is it appropriate to say excuse me, ignore the
flatulence, or look at the guy in the next seat with disgust, as if he
(she)were the source? What is the proper etiquette with pilots of different
gender?

In fact, how does one use a relief tube with an FO of the other gender, or
vice versa? What is the correct response in these circumstances?

These questions address important aspects of flying that simply can not be
reproduced in the sim, so any help would be appreciated.


I generally try not to fly so long at one time that these things never
become an issue. However, competitive farting is certainly an option.

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Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

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Old September 18th 08, 08:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
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"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
...
Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are
responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such
as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor

than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to

feces
themselves.

Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?


Going to get into a ****ing contest with him over it, wannabe boi?

God knows you don't know anything about anything else.


Bertie


More like a little humor, but you're to stupid (or twisted) to get it.

Besides, you know nothing about me, you're too stupid.



I know everything I need to know


Or want to , for that matter. If I need more info on the life of the
simple minded okie, I'll watch the discovery channel.


Bertie

 




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