Judah wrote:

Sure. When piloting a cargo plane, it is not necessary to make
announcements like, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your
Captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts and pay attention to the
flight attendants as they review the Emergency Procedures." You may still,
however, make such announcements if you so desire.



"Good evening Crates and boxes, this is you captain speaking. Please
keep your tie downs secure and stay behind the cargo net at all times.
Except in the case of a crash landing, smoking is prohibited. In the
unlikely event of a water landing, please remain behind the cargo net
until the crew and I have exited the aircraft, we will be saving
ourselves, you and the plane are on your own. With any luck you may
even act as your own flotation device. In the unlikely event we loose
cabin pressure, don't worry, the crew and I have oxygen masks. Sit
back, enjoy the flight, and we'll have you off the plane and on a truck
headed for you final destination before you know it."

--
Chris W
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