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Judah wrote:
Sure. When piloting a cargo plane, it is not necessary to make announcements like, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts and pay attention to the flight attendants as they review the Emergency Procedures." You may still, however, make such announcements if you so desire. "Good evening Crates and boxes, this is you captain speaking. Please keep your tie downs secure and stay behind the cargo net at all times. Except in the case of a crash landing, smoking is prohibited. In the unlikely event of a water landing, please remain behind the cargo net until the crew and I have exited the aircraft, we will be saving ourselves, you and the plane are on your own. With any luck you may even act as your own flotation device. In the unlikely event we loose cabin pressure, don't worry, the crew and I have oxygen masks. Sit back, enjoy the flight, and we'll have you off the plane and on a truck headed for you final destination before you know it." -- Chris W Not getting the gifts you want? The Wish Zone can help. http://thewishzone.com "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania |
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