Stuck Mike

My brother, a former clergyman, tells the story of the guest preacher who
was fitted with a wireless mic before the service, but who was taken short
just before he was due to preach and slipped out to have an emergency bowel
movement. He completely forgot about the microphone, but when he slipped
back into the sanctuary just in time to take the pulpit, he realized his
mistake. The entire congregation was shaking and red faced, desperately
trying to keep from laughing, having listened to the whole performance. My
brother swears that this is true and happened to a friend of his, but of
course the same story appeared later in one of the Naked Gun movies. I
doubt that it's true, but it makes a good story.

--
Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways)

I don't have to like Bush and Cheney (Or Kerry, for that matter) to love
America

"Chuck" wrote in message
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The best one so far was when my boss was taking... well... a number two. I
guess that his radio had hit the ground or his boot or something, but
anyways, you could hear all of the sounds associated with a number two as
well as him carrying on a conversation while he was sitting on the toilet!
What a putz!