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Old January 19th 06, 01:46 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Frank Ch. Eigler wrote:
Matt Whiting writes:


[...] The instructor recommended that you kick the knee joint
instead. [...]


Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of
self-defense. :-)



That's cool, but if you're in a self-defense situation, only the rare
perp is considerate enough to have taken your preferences into account.


That is why you should always be prepared. :-)

Matt
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Old January 19th 06, 04:02 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Matt Whiting wrote:

Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of self-defense.


That's also my favorite. I call it the "reach out and touch someone" approach.

George Patterson
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your slightly older self.
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Old January 19th 06, 04:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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George patterson wrote:
Matt Whiting wrote:
Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of self-defense.


That's also my favorite. I call it the "reach out and touch someone" approach.


Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].

The Monk

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Old January 19th 06, 05:40 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Prepared"... like...

........Never take a knife to a gun fight...

Dave



On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:46:44 GMT, Matt Whiting
wrote:

Frank Ch. Eigler wrote:
Matt Whiting writes:


[...] The instructor recommended that you kick the knee joint
instead. [...]

Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of
self-defense. :-)



That's cool, but if you're in a self-defense situation, only the rare
perp is considerate enough to have taken your preferences into account.


That is why you should always be prepared. :-)

Matt


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Old January 19th 06, 05:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Flyingmonk wrote:

Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].


As long as it works ....

George Patterson
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Old January 19th 06, 06:21 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Flyingmonk wrote:
George patterson wrote:
Matt Whiting wrote:
Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of self-defense.


That's also my favorite. I call it the "reach out and touch someone" approach.


Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].


I view self-defense much like flying. The key is situational
awareness. And a really good pair of track shoes to run away
really fast!

I try really hard not to get into unpleasant situations. yes, I'm
a wuss.


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Old January 19th 06, 11:50 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Flyingmonk wrote:

George patterson wrote:

Matt Whiting wrote:

Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of self-defense.



That's also my favorite. I call it the "reach out and touch someone" approach.



Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].


Whatever works for ya!

Matt
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Old January 19th 06, 11:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Dave wrote:

"Prepared"... like...

.......Never take a knife to a gun fight...


Yep, that's it.

Matt
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Old January 19th 06, 11:52 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Blanche wrote:

Flyingmonk wrote:

George patterson wrote:

Matt Whiting wrote:

Personally, I prefer the "action at a distance" methods of self-defense.


That's also my favorite. I call it the "reach out and touch someone" approach.


Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].



I view self-defense much like flying. The key is situational
awareness. And a really good pair of track shoes to run away
really fast!

I try really hard not to get into unpleasant situations. yes, I'm
a wuss.


That is just being smart. Avoidance is always best. However, if the
perps don't give you a good route of avoidance, then .45 Colt is next best.


Matt
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Old January 19th 06, 03:39 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message ...
That is just being smart. Avoidance is always best. However, if the
perps don't give you a good route of avoidance, then .45 Colt is next

best.

I figure if 11 rounds of .45+P ACP doesn't solve the problem, I need to
reload...


 




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