Physics Professor's Peer Reviewed Paper on WTC CONTROLLED DEMOLITIONS on 9/11

Oh, almost forgot - the Pentagon thing. See we had this V12 hanging
around the underground layer (in Antarctica, of course) and it was
always getting in the way and taking up space, so we decided, let's use
this. A quick paint job, some voice synthesizer technology (if you ever
touched a penny, we can mimick you completely - seriously, why else
keep them in circulation?) and a few bits of alient goodness and voila!
Unfortunately, someone sent me an IM duing the flight and it screwed me
up so we just missed the target. There was some debate about whether to
unleash the coal dust cannon and just obliterate Washington DC, but
well, we'd have the haul the thing out and plug it in and it was
already a big day, so we're saving that.

Where's my proof you ask? It's Usenet, I don't need proof, just
strawmen and personal attacks. So if anyone doubts me then they are
blind to the facts as I presented them and are obviously social
miscreants.

Keep up the good work, TRUTH - and keep drinking the water! Tell Dr.
Jones that his checks are in the mail.