Jim Burns is An Old Man Today

I just turned 60. Young girls* look just as good today as
they did to me 45 years ago and I'm just as afraid of them
now as I was then. -


I still feel just like I was 15 too. I used to ride horses
and wrangle a few. I now feel like I was just thrown and
stomped every morning when I drag may carc ass out of bed.

* of legal age


I plan on buying my red sports car and a Harley someday.


"Jim Burns" wrote in
message ...
| Yeah, I used to think 40 was "half way to dead", but
people are living
| longer. Now, 40 is almost like "half way to retirement".
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| Actually, I think my wife thinks more about turning 40
than I ever did.
|
| Jim
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| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| news:2MXOf.115970$QW2.94481@dukeread08...
| But 40 isn't old any more.
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| "Jim Burns" wrote in
| message ...
| | Hey -- that gives us almost two more weeks to abuse
you!
| |
| | That's what I'm afraid of!
| |
| | Thanks for calling, sorry if I couldn't hear you too
good,
| people in the
| | background were rather loud.
| |
| | Jim
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