Airline lands due to too much gas

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in message
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Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.

So what do you get if you add some pineapple juice to the beans?

You get Hawaiian music, of course!
--
Jim in NC