You're Not Going To Believe This: Another Cirrus Is Down (Statesville, NC)

Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst of
the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

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Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst of
the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)
Dudley

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst of
the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)
Dudley

"No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your ass makes you look
fat..."

g d r

Jay B

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Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst
of the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)
Dudley

"No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your ass makes you look
fat..."

g d r

Ah HA!!!! I knew it!!! Another candidate for TACT school!!!!! :-))
Dudley

I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!



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| I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but
fly for fun and
| recreation who were among the finest pilots I've
ever known, and I've
| seen pilots with a professional title a mile long
who were the worst
| of the worst.
| That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational
pilots not worth a
| pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to
the term.
| I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the
competence issue.
| :-))
|
| It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)
|
| Matt
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|
| My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))
|
| Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but
then I'm more of a
| strategic sort. :-)
|
| Matt
|
| So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether
she looks fatter
| in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress,
you say what?
| :-)
| Dudley
|
| "No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your
ass makes you look
| fat..."
|
| g d r
|
| Ah HA!!!! I knew it!!! Another candidate for TACT
school!!!!! :-))
| Dudley
|
|

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!

Nah!!! Bad move Jim. Girls can see right through that one. I think girls are
born with something called the "he's as full of s** t as a Christmas turkey
gene" or something close to this that seems to get us guys in a pack of
trouble if we try that one :-)
Dudley

Well, it is better than saying, a Mumu makes you LOOK
thinner!



"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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| "Jim Macklin" wrote
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| I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
| totally wrong!
|
| Nah!!! Bad move Jim. Girls can see right through that one.
I think girls are
| born with something called the "he's as full of s** t as a
Christmas turkey
| gene" or something close to this that seems to get us guys
in a pack of
| trouble if we try that one :-)
| Dudley
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|

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!



You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


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| Dudley Henriques wrote:
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| I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but
fly for fun and
| recreation who were among the finest pilots I've
ever known, and I've
| seen pilots with a professional title a mile long
who were the worst
| of the worst.
| That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational
pilots not worth a
| pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to
the term.
| I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the
competence issue.
| :-))
|
| It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)
|
| Matt
|
|
| My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))
|
| Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but
then I'm more of a
| strategic sort. :-)
|
| Matt
|
| So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether
she looks fatter
| in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress,
you say what?
| :-)
| Dudley
|
| "No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your
ass makes you look
| fat..."
|
| g d r
|
| Ah HA!!!! I knew it!!! Another candidate for TACT
school!!!!! :-))
| Dudley
|
|

Matt Barrow wrote:
You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


Tell her to wipe between them every day with toilet paper. If she questions
you, just point out all the success it had enlarging her ass. Don't worryif she
gets ****ed at you; women get testy at times.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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"Matt Barrow" wrote:

You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?

No such thing.

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate