You're Not Going To Believe This: Another Cirrus Is Down (Statesville, NC)

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!



You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


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| Dudley Henriques wrote:
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| I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but
fly for fun and
| recreation who were among the finest pilots I've
ever known, and I've
| seen pilots with a professional title a mile long
who were the worst
| of the worst.
| That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational
pilots not worth a
| pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to
the term.
| I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the
competence issue.
| :-))
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| It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)
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| Matt
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| My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))
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| Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but
then I'm more of a
| strategic sort. :-)
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| Matt
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| So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether
she looks fatter
| in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress,
you say what?
| :-)
| Dudley
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| "No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your
ass makes you look
| fat..."
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| g d r
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| Ah HA!!!! I knew it!!! Another candidate for TACT
school!!!!! :-))
| Dudley
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Matt Barrow wrote:
You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


Tell her to wipe between them every day with toilet paper. If she questions
you, just point out all the success it had enlarging her ass. Don't worryif she
gets ****ed at you; women get testy at times.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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"Matt Barrow" wrote:

You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?

No such thing.

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate

Matt Barrow wrote:

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?

Breast size is inversely proportional to intelligence.

--
Peter

Peter R. wrote:

Breast size is inversely proportional to intelligence.

I've known some women who could shoot that theory down in flames.

One is a Yale / Stanford educated doctor, who also happens to be tall
and blond! G

"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!



You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that
her "upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


A few AMUs will fix that right up. About half the price of a Garmin 430
installed for a good set.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that
her "upper level proportion" is too SMALL?

A few AMUs will fix that right up. About half the price of a Garmin 430
installed for a good set.

Parts and labor included.