You're Not Going To Believe This: Another Cirrus Is Down (Statesville, NC)

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:
I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst of
the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt

My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Mine insists I go to "obedience school". Growl.

"Jay Beckman" wrote in message
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Dudley Henriques wrote:

I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but fly for fun and
recreation who were among the finest pilots I've ever known, and I've
seen pilots with a professional title a mile long who were the worst
of the worst.
That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational pilots not worth a
pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to the term.
I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the competence issue.
:-))

It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)

Matt


My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))

Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but then I'm more of a
strategic sort. :-)

Matt

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?
:-)
Dudley

"No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your ass makes you look
fat..."

Followed a moment later by a gun shot...

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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I tend to say, "You look thinner in any dress." which is
totally wrong!



You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


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| Dudley Henriques wrote:
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| I've seen pilots in my career who did nothing but
fly for fun and
| recreation who were among the finest pilots I've
ever known, and I've
| seen pilots with a professional title a mile long
who were the worst
| of the worst.
| That being said, conversely, I've seen recreational
pilots not worth a
| pail of spit and professionals who were a tribute to
the term.
| I'm not quite sure how fancy titles fit in with the
competence issue.
| :-))
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| It sounds to me like you ARE sure. :-)
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| Matt
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| My wife insisted I go to "tact school". :-)))))
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| Cool! I always wanted to go to tactical school, but
then I'm more of a
| strategic sort. :-)
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| Matt
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| So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether
she looks fatter
| in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress,
you say what?
| :-)
| Dudley
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| "No Honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat...your
ass makes you look
| fat..."
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| g d r
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| Ah HA!!!! I knew it!!! Another candidate for TACT
school!!!!! :-))
| Dudley
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
news

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Well, it is better than saying, a Mumu makes you LOOK
thinner!

Absolutely!!
:-)

"Hey, if you wanna look thin, hang around with fat people!" - Rodney
Dangerfield as Thornton Melon in "Back to School".

"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Jose" wrote in message
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So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Ah... the famous and somewhat dubious lawyer (i.e. politician approach);
never answer a question directly with an answer but rather counter with a
counter question gambit.
This works extremely well on political TV commentary shows but when
attempted on wives will most certainly be countered with the famous and
somewhat dubious female counter to the double question counter
answer........"yes you do" followed immediately with "yes you do" :-)
Women are natural born chess players!!! :-))
Dudley Henriques

"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

"Certainly not" (under ones breath: "Everything make you look fat").

Matt Barrow wrote:
You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?


Tell her to wipe between them every day with toilet paper. If she questions
you, just point out all the success it had enlarging her ass. Don't worryif she
gets ****ed at you; women get testy at times.



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

Spoken as a TRUE married man......a REAL graduate from tact school if ever
there was one.

Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate

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"Matt Barrow" wrote:

You guys got it easy; those are all canned answers.

My wife is skinny -- how does one answer when she keeps complaining that her
"upper level proportion" is too SMALL?

No such thing.

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate

Well, it's guaranteed to kill somebody...

mike

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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A fatal accident is guaranteed to kill you.

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Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail.

"Bob Noel" wrote in message
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Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

You don't actually have to be married to understand the marraige equation.
All that's really necessary is superior intelligence and an uncanny desire
to remain living :-))
DH