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Old July 16th 10, 03:38 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
Wingnut
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:41:41 +0200, Mxsmanic wrote:

The Starmaker writes:

Come onnn already, ...you can feel 'fear of falling' in a "secure
place?" like "inside an airplane??"


A fear of falling usually presents when a person is confronted with
railings, open edges, etc.--anything that might conceivably permit him
to fall.


I got a new idea for a gory horror movie! Complete with tagline!

Troll vs. Troll ... whoever wins, we lose.
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Old July 16th 10, 07:41 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
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Wingnut wrote:

On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:41:41 +0200, Mxsmanic wrote:

The Starmaker writes:

Come onnn already, ...you can feel 'fear of falling' in a "secure
place?" like "inside an airplane??"


A fear of falling usually presents when a person is confronted with
railings, open edges, etc.--anything that might conceivably permit him
to fall.


I got a new idea for a gory horror movie! Complete with tagline!

Troll vs. Troll ... whoever wins, we lose.


Just in case nobody knows...people have a fear of falling because
once everyone lived on trees like monkies, if you fall asleep on a tree, ....


I thought 'wingnut' mean, somebody who is 'nutz' about...wings.

Why give yourself a handle with the word "nut" in it? What else is people
suppose to think?


Have you've ever seen a ...UFO?


The Starmaker


I don't get a chance to look 'up' all the time, but you guys
are 'up there'...you should've seen sometin by now...
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Old July 16th 10, 09:51 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
george
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On Jul 17, 6:41*am, The Starmaker wrote:

Have you've ever seen a ...UFO?


Not the question to ask any pilot...
How many unidentified flying objects do we see in the circuit..
Hey, look at the Taylorcraft.
Nope that's a J1.

Rubbish, its a Colt..
Nope, its an unidentified flying object
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Old July 16th 10, 10:46 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
The Starmaker
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george wrote:

On Jul 17, 6:41 am, The Starmaker wrote:

Have you've ever seen a ...UFO?


Not the question to ask any pilot...



I 'question' the "unquestionable"..



The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, to think the
unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge the unchallengeable.
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Old July 17th 10, 04:05 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:46:39 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, to
think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge the
unchallengeable.


Er, WTF? It looks like "The Starmaker" just said something that actually
makes sense.

Perhaps he should alert his internet provider that somebody's hijacked
his account.
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Old July 17th 10, 09:38 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
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Wingnut wrote:

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:46:39 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable, to
think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge the
unchallengeable.


Er, WTF? It looks like "The Starmaker" just said something that actually
makes sense.

Perhaps he should alert his internet provider that somebody's hijacked
his account.



Hijacked? Do you have fears somebody is going to highjack your plane? Is that why you
lock your doors??



I think the interesting Twilight Zones are the ones that take place in a plane...

Nightmare At 20,000 Feet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yJl2mUN2U


There seems to be 'a lot' of "Twilight Zones" TV episodes that involved...airplanes.


That's strange...


In fact, my favorite TZ all involved...flying machines.

You got the guy goes up in the air and
comes back in another Parallel Universe..
and the two suns with people waiting for a flying machine
to take them home...and the flying machine that crashes
with twin crew members..all one hour TZ shows..

and what about all those airplane crashing movies and TV shows?

Did you ever have sex with the airline stewardess?

On the plane? The bathroom, the cockpit??..

The Starmaker
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Old July 18th 10, 02:08 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
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"The Starmaker" wrote in message
...


There seems to be 'a lot' of "Twilight Zones" TV episodes that
involved...airplanes.


That's strange...


In fact, my favorite TZ all involved...flying machines.

You got the guy goes up in the air and
comes back in another Parallel Universe..
and the two suns with people waiting for a flying machine
to take them home...and the flying machine that crashes
with twin crew members..all one hour TZ shows..

and what about all those airplane crashing movies and TV shows?

Did you ever have sex with the airline stewardess?



probably just watched a mammal cousin do it

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Old July 19th 10, 06:18 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
Wingnut
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:38:59 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

Wingnut wrote:

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:46:39 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
the unchallengeable.


Er, WTF? It looks like "The Starmaker" just said something that
actually makes sense.

Perhaps he should alert his internet provider that somebody's hijacked
his account.



Hijacked? Do you have fears somebody is going to highjack your plane? Is
that why you lock your doors??


Starmaker is either nutso, on something, or intentionally trolling.

I think the interesting Twilight Zones are the ones that take place in a
plane...

Nightmare At 20,000 Feet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yJl2mUN2U


There seems to be 'a lot' of "Twilight Zones" TV episodes that
involved...airplanes.


That's strange...


In fact, my favorite TZ all involved...flying machines.


Since you're evidently obsessed with the subject, that's hardly
surprising.

And before I forget to mention it, every one of your posts is an insult
to the memory of Olaf Stapledon. You owe the universe an apology, troll.

You got the guy goes up in the air and comes back in another Parallel
Universe.. and the two suns with people waiting for a flying machine to
take them home...and the flying machine that crashes with twin crew
members..all one hour TZ shows..

and what about all those airplane crashing movies and TV shows?


Planes in jeopardy make for good drama. Confined space, no escape, lots
of helpless people, etc.

Did you ever have sex with the airline stewardess?


Yes.

On the plane?


Of course.

The bathroom, the cockpit??..


Bathroom was interesting, both our backs against walls it was so cramped.
Cleanup was easy. Cockpit, no, they won't let random people in the
cockpits since 9/11.
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Old July 17th 10, 04:04 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:41:54 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

Wingnut wrote:

On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:41:41 +0200, Mxsmanic wrote:

The Starmaker writes:

Come onnn already, ...you can feel 'fear of falling' in a "secure
place?" like "inside an airplane??"

A fear of falling usually presents when a person is confronted with
railings, open edges, etc.--anything that might conceivably permit
him to fall.


I got a new idea for a gory horror movie! Complete with tagline!

Troll vs. Troll ... whoever wins, we lose.


Just in case nobody knows...people have a fear of falling because once
everyone lived on trees like monkies, if you fall asleep on a tree, ....


I thought 'wingnut' mean, somebody who is 'nutz' about...wings.


Nope!

Why give yourself a handle with the word "nut" in it? What else is
people suppose to think?


Little shiny fasteners like in that link I posted.

Have you've ever seen a ...UFO?


A few times. Close inspection usually revealed them to be hot air
balloons or airplanes of fairly mundane kinds, though once it was an
actual jet fighter overflying the area for some reason. I am fairly sure
the remaining unidentified ones were also fairly mundane.
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Old July 17th 10, 09:17 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.travel.air,rec.arts.movies.past-films,rec.arts.tv,alt.gossip.celebrities
The Starmaker
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Default Co-pilot gets sick, stewardess helps land airplane

Wingnut wrote:

On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:41:54 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

Wingnut wrote:

On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:41:41 +0200, Mxsmanic wrote:

The Starmaker writes:

Come onnn already, ...you can feel 'fear of falling' in a "secure
place?" like "inside an airplane??"

A fear of falling usually presents when a person is confronted with
railings, open edges, etc.--anything that might conceivably permit
him to fall.

I got a new idea for a gory horror movie! Complete with tagline!

Troll vs. Troll ... whoever wins, we lose.


Just in case nobody knows...people have a fear of falling because once
everyone lived on trees like monkies, if you fall asleep on a tree, ....


I thought 'wingnut' mean, somebody who is 'nutz' about...wings.


Nope!

Why give yourself a handle with the word "nut" in it? What else is
people suppose to think?


Little shiny fasteners like in that link I posted.


You tell any girl you're a 'wingnut', she woun't be thinking of "Little shiny fasteners"...



Have you've ever seen a ...UFO?


A few times. Close inspection usually revealed them to be hot air
balloons or airplanes of fairly mundane kinds, though once it was an
actual jet fighter overflying the area for some reason. I am fairly sure
the remaining unidentified ones were also fairly mundane.



By UFO, I meant...a Flying Saucer.

Have you've ever seen a flying saucer?


A UFO is a flying saucer.
If you do a Google image search for UFO...you get
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&s...=&oq=&gs_rfai=

flying saucers.

Not balloons, not airplanes, but flying saucers.

You're up in the air more than anybody else, don't tell me you've never seen a 'flying saucers'!
http://www.google.com/images?q=ufo&h...EfRNsSdpddZOM:

Don't tell me a wingnut never seen a flying saucer.

The Starmaker
 




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